Erotic Humiliation

Good morning Kinkyland! OK, so it's probably not morning for you, but it is for me, and a beautiful one at that.  I have a day of play planned, so I find myself in an even better mood than usual, and its been a busy couple of weeks!

Now, before we get started I have a few noteworthy mentions to make. For those of you reading and wondering what I mean by a "noteworthy mention," let me explain.  I am straight, I am dominant, and I enjoy dominating, sexually, on the telephone; a term I like to use is "phonesex domination". HAHA!  Not very original, I know, but it does what it says.  So, despite being straight, my enjoyment of phonesex domination includes domming guys (gay or otherwise) as well as playing with some very sexy girls (and yes ladies, I am the *perfect* gentleman, so rest assured that if you are looking for something more sensual, less aggressive, but deeply sexy, you will have a wonderful time with me).

So.... Noteworthy mentions are what someone gets if they fall into one of a few specific categories, either they entertain me to such an extent during our call that I feel compelled to share the experience with the entire world (oh yes, this blog can be read by ANYONE, no membership required!), or maybe I found their call particularly interesting or thought provoking, OR if I deem that they need a little encouragement /reminding /convincing of the unquestionable, total and overwhelming power I have to hold THEM to account.  HAHA!

Now, I wasn't actually planning on blogging about erotic humiliation this week, but its down to a couple of callers that are due noteworthy mentions that prompted me to post it a little early.

So, Tom and Drew, consider yourselves mentioned, in a noteworthy fashion! HAHA!

You see, both of these guys have a connection with /appreciation for/ need for humiliation. They recognise that because of the way that they are, because of their kinky, twisted fetishes, that they are in fact deserving of only hearing, mocking laughter ringing in their ears, and that they need to be used, and abused for other people's enjoyment and entertainment. Interestingly they don't share the same kinks at all.  For those of you you have been following my blog for some time, you will have seen Drew's name come up now and again (and might have an idea of what's at the foot of his fetish), he's looking forward to posting a comment on my blog very soon, and will one day confess EVERYTHING he's told me, just because I chose him too, but that day is not here yet. Tom, in contrast,  is a brand new caller, but despite that, was able to share a very secret, and quite honestly, dirty part of himself, which will too remain our little secret for now, but suffice it to say that both these guys understand the erotic potential of being placed at the mercy of a cruel, mocking, arrogant guy who loves nothing more that watch his victims...err sorry...*callers*... twist and squirm in erotic, bliss-filled, crimson-cheeked humiliation at the end of the phone. HAHA!

The power of erotic humiliation can be utterly overwhelming for some people, feeling that heart-thumping moment when you confess your secrets... hearing the laughter, disgust or outright contempt for what a pathetic little worm you are, and then being *forced* to act out (or abstain from) those debauched, dirty acts that get you so very, VERY turned on, all the while being taunted and ridiculed by someone who is so breathtakingly attractive, confident and successful, oh, and who LOVES the idea of "outing" you just to see whether you will actually cry....HAHA! Well, who wouldn't be tempted to cum in their pants at the very thought of it!? Right?? HAHAHA!

So, enough about erotic humiliation, after all, its not for everyone, but  noteworthy mention number two (three?) which is certainly less connected to the topic in hand, has to be Mark who could be described as a "shrinking violet", and must have been going for a personal record! HAHA! Well done Mark, your stamina impressed me! ;-)

I'm going to sign off now, and I'll be online and taking calls for the next few hours, so when you feel that you are ready to place your next red hot erotic adventure in my hands, you know what to do, click the little telephone button on the right hand side of the screen, and Call Me!

And don't forget to leave me feedback at the end of your call, its always appreciated.

Foot Fetish

So I thought it might be time for another little blog focussing on some of the kinky fetishes that I'd come across while having phonesex with you guys on NiteFlirt. The title kinda gives it away a little bit I'm guessing, and I gotta tell you, this one is one of THE most popular fetishes out there, so much so that, for you guys that have seen my listings on NF already, you'll know I have a line dedicated to the worship of this hot, straight, dominant guy's feet and shoes! HAHA!

Now I gotta tell you, when I first started doing professional phonesex domination it was a surprise to me just how popular this fetish is, and I also have to confess that when I first heard about it, I wasn't really sure what to make of it.  But happily, I had my mind expanded by a few particularly colourful callers, and along with a few of my own little real life experiments (yes, they were inspired by some of the calls I've had) my understanding grew dramatically.

I guess the biggest turn on for me personally is watching the act of TOTAL submission on the part of someone kneeling at my feet and reverently sucking my toes, purely because I told them to. It feels great, and additionally, even though I'm straight, I so so love having fags submit to me! HAHA!

But what happens when that act becomes fetishised?

Just the thought of worshiping another guy's bare feet, or maybe his feet in socks, or even his feet in shoes....wait - you want to worship just my socks? JUST my shoes?? Because you aren't worthy to worship my actual feet? Yeah, I can see you kinky fucks getting horny at the thought of my smelly gym socks just lying on the bench in the changing rooms...

How many of those who enjoy this fetish have "borrowed" dirty socks, or maybe even a pair of shoes...I know at least ONE of you have.. (It's ok...I won't mention any names, Drew) HAHA!

So now tell me, how does the intensity of that stinky sock affect you? Do you ever think about being forced to lick those dirty dominant guy's feet? Is the thought of being trampled under foot, feeling your face squished by those big guy's feet, or maybe having your cock and balls abused by a guy wearing those hot leather boots?

This fetish is one with so many subtleties, so many differences that I know each call to my feet and shoes line will be different, and that is such a big part of the fun for me. I have a vivid imagination, and I love finding the keys to  unlock your wildest, deepest, darkest, fantasies, and then bringing those fantasies to life in ways that will blow your mind.

If you haven't had the chance to speak to me yet, then don't hesitate, click the buttons to the right and either drop me an email if I'm not online right now, tell me about what you enjoy talking about, or if you are reading this and the little telephone symbol is showing, then you are in luck you can just click and,
Call Me right now!

The summer is here!

Woohoo! Now THAT was a HOT weekend... free of phonesex with any kinky girls - BUT- very very hot none the less - it was the first weekend that actually felt warm - AT LAST! needless to say the short skirt and cropped tops that all the long-haired beauties were wearing out around town helped to keep the warm feeling rolling deep into the night... ha ha!

But now - onto more important matters - footwearslave my worthless little BRONZE collared slave is starting to vex me slightly - he is working hard to try and make amends - but I think he misunderstands what it is to be at my service... ultimately I blame myself - my training of him obviously hasn't been STRICT enough so far - we will rectify that very soon... won't we my little queer-boy?

As for the rest of you loosers, fags and perverts, you will all, of course, have noted that my wish list is up - SO - for any of you that are ...right now... feeling like there are butterflies in your stomach - thinking about how lucky you are to be reading these words... these words that I have created out of my filthy, depraved, superior mind ...maybe wondering whether you are ready to call me and HEAR my voice - and actually have the chance to speak with me....what do you suppose it would FEEL like being able to talk to a confident, cocky, straight, British STUD - a REAL MAN who can satisfy a woman the way she wants to feel satisfied ... deep inside... a REAL MAN who will show you just what a looser you are..... whatever your fantasy or kink, whatever you'd like to talk about - you can rest assured that I will be able to match and exceed your wildest imaginings...drawn from my own very real and very dominant perspective.... Would you like to be at the service of a dominant, straight guy?

Well - to start off, pick up the phone and CALL ME....We can talk about when you will get to go shopping for me later. HA Ha Ha!!

Domination

I can't believe its been a whole week since I wrote on my blog! You pathetic little phonesex fags will no doubt be pining away wondering what I've been up to! Well - to tell you the truth - I'm exhausted - and this time though its not from partying too hard (although there is this tasty little 20-something year old that I've been enjoying spending time with - damn she makes me cum so hard you can't even imagine) - but no more than the usual levels of promiscuity... I guess its just too many late nights!

One thing that has put a big smile on my face, that irrefutable shoe-sniffing fag "Stud Ruler" has 'fessed up to me that he likes being tickled - now unfortunately he thinks that he, in some way, can avoid doing exactly as I request after we finish talking ... the thing is - he and I BOTH know exactly what his weaknesses are (and I'm not even just talking about being ticklish) HAHA! I do hope he gets in touch again soon to tell me how terrible I am... Funny little fag... I guess he'll learn exactly what kind of Dominant I am!

I have a new little pet too - bimbosklave - this little fag is going to be my new errand-fag - I really want to take him shopping with me and, while I enjoy a nice cup of coffee, have onlookers point and stare at how funny he looks, sat at my feet, in total humiliation, waiting for my next instruction.... and I can imagine that whatever shoes I'm wearing will be in pristine condition because between him and footwear slave I have a feeling that all of my footwear is going to be sparklingly clean - isn't it you mincy litte loosers?! HAHA - I love it when you say "Thank you, Sir" for allowing you to lick my trainers or boots... you little fucks really are only fit for me to trample under my feet.

So onto other matters - I mentioned last week that I was setting up a wishlist - well I have.. the link is going up on here - and possibly on my NF listings - and I expect some serious present buying if you want any of my attention!

So - Call me now.

New slave

Phonesex can be a strange and powerful thing, and talking to all you perverted faggots can sometimes be even stranger, but one thing is certain - whenever we are talking - I hold ALL the power....case in point - that good for nothing little queer, footwearslave, has finally completed his first set of tasks and has been collared - HAHA! What he DOESN'T know is that KEEPING his collar will be harder than earning it! And he still has his punishment to come yet - that will be fun! I do so like having you losers under my control - I understand it must be awe inspiring to have the chance to talk to a REAL MAN - a real-live, supreme, Alpha male who can bear to tolerate your pathetic existence for longer than 30 seconds- but remember - I tolerate you ONLY while you PLEASE me...don't any of you forget that.

Some have failed to please me... you have either persistently hung up without asking permission, or failed to be an obedient little bitch when I required it - so don't be upset that I've blocked you - even your money won't buy my attention if you are so confused as to what your role is in life - of course - for others - those of you who recognise that you need correction and guidance from a Dominant Master this confusion and lack of obedience is exactly the reason you should call me - I'll straighten you out real quick...ultimately you will all understand exactly where your position is relative to The Englishman!

Finally, before I go and find myself some sweet, sweet pussy to fuck , I want to remind Stud Ruler that the ticklish little problem we discussed the last time we spoke is still unresolved -I strongly suggest you take the action I advised.... the consequences might turn out to be worse than I implied if you delay much longer... but then again - we all have choices to make... don't we?

Get owned on the phone...

I told you all last time about being partied out... well get this - I got more stamina than ANY of the dudes I hang out with! This is now my fourth weekend of debauchery in a row ...and on Saturday... guess who was dominating the hardcore of revellers? You guessed it!! ME!

So yeah - I am REALLY knackered today - I might even still be a bit drunk :-) - but not TOO tired to totally OWN Stud Ruler's ass on the phone earlier on - in fact putting that weak minded little bitch under my TOTAL control perked me up enough to feel like blogging about it.... LOL - He's getting real scared about me keeping his pervy little secrets at the moment - but it might be that if he doesn't do as he's told like a good little bitch that I decide to share it ALL with everyone... HAHA! We'll have to see....

As for my other notable looser this week - I have to mention Footwearslave, this little queer-boy shoe-licker has been set a list of tasks to complete in order to be accepted into my slave kennel - and it seems that he's nearly done everything he's been told! Whether he'll make it to actually being collared or not - we'll have to see... he seems an obedient little fag... but there's something about his responsiveness that's lacking.... I'll just have to punish him until he gets it right.

Some time this week I'm gonna set up a wishlist so that you little fucks can buy me stuff - you all know that I deserve only the very best, so, of course, I expect you to familiarise yourselves with my list, and if you see something that I'm missing that you think a popular, good-looking, dominant, straight guy like me needs then you'd better let me know. Finally I gotta give a shout and a big hug to - Karen - even tho she deserves a whole lot more! ;-)

Call me, and I'll take you to the place that you yearn to be.

Sweet!

Hello again my little fags, panty boys, sissies and loosers - short post today - cos - ANOTHER weekend gone - and yet ANOTHER party at my place - sometimes I wish I wasn't THIS popular - I'm *almost* partied out (and I'm not even joking!).... One more party next weekend and then I'm taking a break - some serious "me time" I think - shit- I sound like a chic!! LOL - Seriously tho - this was a little bit of a tamer affair than last week - althought there were a few moments were two of the pretty girls that were chilling with us got a bit tearful - The "daddy" of our little group comforted them very successfully tho... so it was all good in the end! ;-)

Incidentally - I'm planning on giving my motorcyle a major overhaul before the weather warms up to the perfect riding temperature- so if any of you little fags have any leather fetishes I've got a job for you - clean my leathers...! Or, if any of you little piggies wanna be my grease-piggies (instead of grease monkeys - loosers!) and do all the dirty jobs dressed in nothing but your skin then let me know - I've got some special tasks for you...

Now, since I haven't been on much since my last post I'm only gonna shout out to my number one girl - Karen - seriously - if you guys weren't so pathetic there are things I would tell you about this lady that would blow you away (or at least would if you had so much as a single straight hair on your pathetic faggy little bodies)... her imagination can take you away to dreamy places where time almost seems to stand still... and lucky for me she says that I do the same for her! Damn she's hot.

As for all you pathetic loosers and sissies - well - the award this time goes to one of the most pathetic pieces of scum I've had the chance to have to dominate so far... I mean... I'm not even gonna get into it here - but 'blimpiecc'- you are gonna finance my extension you dirty little faggot, and you know EXACTLY what you'll be paying for - huh?

So now - remember - only my biggest loosers (or hottest babes) get mentions here - calls over 15 minutes long, and some written feedback will do it... Call me.

Lucky British B*stard...

Well - if any of you loosers were ever in doubt as to the fact that there *are* in fact beautiful, sexy, intelligent women out there who love to cum just as much as a horny guy does - then think again. I mentioned last week how I totally got off on talking to Melody - super hot, super slutty - WOW... but I haven't yet mentioned another complete babe that I get to chat with whenever she's in the mood... Karen.

Now, Karen, is not only a babe AND intelligent but when she first rang me she was all like "I'm just the girl next door type..." etc etc... but what she *doesn't* tell me is that she is SOooo fuckin' hot when she starts getting turned on... seriously - the first time I spoke to her I couldn't believe my luck and then *every* single time we talk - it just gets hotter and hotter and HOTTER... honestly - if it happened to anyone else I wouldn't believe it - but - hey - not everyone can be as lucky as me! Then again - I am pretty cool - so I deserve it! ;-)

Anyway - enough talk of hot girls - what I really want to share with you all is how bit by bit I am gaining more and more control over Stud Ruler (another guy with a strong sounding name? - HA! Not strong enough for me!) I *totally* owned him the last time we talked - got him so spaced out and under my control that I could get him to do almost ANYTHING... and believe me - I will turn that "almost anything" into "absolutely anything" ... watch this space!

This week I've been REALLY busy and I know some of you little fags haven't had a chance to talk with me when you needed to be put in your place - so I'll be back on again in about 11 hours from now. If you need your regular dose of British discipline and abuse (lets face it we both know that you DO) then look out for me then - otherwise I'll catch you next week, when I've had yet ANOTHER awesome weekend - and you loosers will probably be spending the time wondering if you're worthy enough to lick my shoes clean yet (footwearslave - I'm thinking of you here, queer boy). Laters - The Englishman.