Wednesday, 12 December 2012

Back in time for Xmas

Sooo...who missed me - hands up? Yes, its true, I've been busy, a few real life adventures that took me away from online fun and frolicks, but rest assured, as ever, my absence is only temporary and a return to more regular contact is imminent.

For those of you who have been begging for more of The Englishman's unique style of mind control, humiliation, fantasy and eroticism ... relax sluts... I'm never far away! HAHA!


Thursday, 13 September 2012

95% real sexual encounters.

So, the evenings are starting to draw in again here in good old Blighty, which means that the wonderful summer of long warm days, short skirts and willing sluts is soon to be replaced with long warm coats, chunky sweaters,  and ...yep you guessed it - willing sluts! HAHA!

It doesn't seem to make any difference how cold it is, how miserable the weather, or how thick the clothing... we still all love to fuck!  Admittedly, there are some of us who like to stay 'on top' of the situation, whereas others like something a bit more, restrictive, shall we say?  But none-the-less, dirty, filthy sex is what it boils down to.

Of course, given that my blog, is all about dirty, filthy phonesex, it only stands to reason that the adventures we go on, are going to be more mental, than physical.  But, I read somewhere once that sexologists (yes, this is a real job) judge that sexuality, arousal and orgasm are all overwhelmingly mentally driven, with less than 5% of the stimulus being physical.  I can't say I was surprised to learn that, after all, there are plenty of situations where we can be in receipt of physical stimulation without feeling even the tiniest twinge of arousal, even when, under other circumstances, those physical stimuli could be super-hot.

Take, for example, pain. Unless you are in a very small minority, you have to be mentally geared up to receive pain in a sexy way, and if you really think about it, once you are geared up that way, almost ANYTHING could be sexy; humiliation, degradation, worship of my sexy feet (and for some of you perverts almost everything IS sexy! HAHA!).

So in that case, doesn't it suggest that phonesex; and I mean GOOD phonesex, the kind that sets your heart thumping, the kind where you feel a genuine connection between the participants, the kind where you can almost taste the sex oozing up between you...THAT kind of phonesex is working you up in a frenzy of excitement, passion and lust that is that all important 95% of what you get in real life...and its probably the most important 95%, since even the very BEST physical 5% will still only be 5% of an experience.

Interesting thought, huh? The fact that, when you treat yourself to an experience like a really enjoyable phonesex session it really is the best part of a sexual encounter. And you lucky little fags get to talk to me! HAHA!

Trust me, you don't get consistently excellent feedback unless you are good at what you do.  It doesn't mean I'm a mind reader, so let me know what you want.  You can be subtle if you want, or blunt and to the point. Trust though that I will put MY spin on your fantasy. After all, I am a Dom, a real-man that knows what he likes, and knows how he wants things to go down, and if you are kind enough (or foolish enough!) to share your particular sexual fetish with me, you can guarantee that I will exploit that fact in the most erotic ways I can, to reduce you to a quivering, submissive little slut, ready to obey me totally. HAHA!

Sounds good doesn't it - so treat yourself, call me!



Monday, 2 April 2012

Kinky Frolics and FREE Erotic-hypnosis

How many of you have noticed how those feelings of kinkyness seems to come in waves? Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that it ever *really* goes away, its just that, sometimes, you feel SO desperately kinky that nothing less than the most depraved kinky, fetish, phonesex will do.

You find yourself craving something a little bit... more, something a little bit... special.

Well, that's when you call me of course, silly.

It's when that urge really grips you, that you can have the HORNIEST phonesex you ever dreamt of - when you feel compelled to talk to someone, you feel SO submissive and dirty, and you just want to be used, abused and manipulated by a fit, sexy, arrogant, straight English guy...just like me! HAHA!

Well I guess the moon must be inline with Mars AND Venus, or something, because at the moment, in my estimation, we must be in a period of serious astrological kinkyness. The calls I've been taking have definitively brought me to the conclusion that you little pervert, fags, losers and wannabe whores must be absorbing some seriously twisted cosmic rays because you're going out of your tiny little horny minds!

I love it when I get those sorts of calls where I can hear just how hungry you are to have your reality twisted and massaged and eroticised by yours truly. Creating those vivid, red-hot experiences when we talk is something that I know you'll enjoy, and when I start speaking to you and I can hear that hunger in your voice, I KNOW its gonna be a another mind-blowing call. Hmmm - maybe mind-fucking call would be more appropriate! HAHA!

And... I've had ONE particularly enjoyable call that I would LOVE to share with you all, and maybe I will very soon - but I'm waiting to see if I was right about the effect of a certain...message I sent HAHA!

Oh yes ...which reminds me; for all you erotic hypnosis and hypno-fetish fans, I've no got my hypno induction recorded and ready for you to listen to over and over. I created this recording after some big time BEGGING from one of my little slaves who was desperate to experience Englishman style hypnosis on tap, So, listen to this recording in preparation for LIVE or custom made recordings, after all, if you're paying for a custom recording it would be SO much hotter if you were ALREADY pre-programmed to drop into a relaxing hypnotic trance WITHOUT having to go through all of that every time wouldn't it? HAHA! Of course it would.

Now, just for you, my loyal little blogees, I'm offering you a one-time chance to get my hypno-induction, (which is just over 15 minutes long and contains light erotic suggestions, and a trigger to help you get into trans more easily in future) for FREE...yes you heard me right FREE!

To qualify you must have paid for my services on Niteflirt in the past (recordings OR live sessions) and then send me a message on NF quoting this 'unique serial code' : HOTENGLISH69

HAHA! Now remember fags and losers, this recording is a short little taster, if you want more then - just ask...Oh and Ladies, if this kind of thing might be something you would like to experience too then rest assured we can create something deliciously unique for you too.

In the meantime - what are you waiting for? You want Jupiter to align with Uranus too??
HAHA!

Call me.

Thursday, 15 March 2012

The latest thing

So its phonesex blogging time again! Well, its true what they say - the more you use it - the bigger it gets...and boy - have I been using it ALOT! Its been SO stimulating, so,,,, invigorating to have the opportunity to have a little bit of a "workout" again lately - and it sure has got ALOT bigger!

What am I talking about? Well - what do YOU think you little perv! HAHA! To be honest - pretty much everything has gotten a workout lately - I've had a deluge of you little faggots lining up to worship me, grovel at my feet, or generally presenting yourselves for service, in whatever limited little ways you can.

Its been kinda nice - and got me thinking about the idea of compulsion. Have you ever felt SO motivated to act, SO desperate to carry out an action that it feels almost like an outside force is willing you, DRIVING you towards it? Try and think back, now, and let that memory surface, or if you prefer, just imagine what it might feel like to be COMPELLED to act. I'm not talking about some simple act like responding to that tingle at the end of your nose by scratching it, I'm talking about something MUCH more complex, and also MUCH more rewarding. Imagine being compelled to find a connection with someone, feeling like you need to reach out and touch someone in whatever way you can. Just desperate to be closer to them. Like a yearning - a yearning which makes you go through a sequence of actions almost like it was a dream, and all because the person you want to connect to told you to. Compulsion is a powerful feeling, and for the person on the receiving end I imagine that it will make you feel so safe, and secure and submissive that it would probably become addictive. I wonder how many of my little worms feel COMPELLED to call me everytime they see me on line? Do you... feel it now? HAHA!

I can't say I'm surprised if you do, if I was a pathetic little worm like you I'd be desperate to serve a REAL MAN like me! I've always know that I was better than pretty much everyone I met, one way or another, occasionally there might be a guy I met who was a heavier-build than me (for those of you who want know I've got a sprinter's build more than a powerlifter's), and might be able to shift more weights at the gym, but invariably they would be dumb as fuck. All in all - I am pretty much in the elite league. I've got the looks, the brain, the body AND the skills to turn your world upside down, twist your mind round, turn it inside out and THEN have you thank me for it! HAHA! And do you know what the crazy think is - I'm not even exagerating! Just check my feedback!

So if this is your first time checking out my blog then take the time to read back a little - get to know a little bit more about what makes me tick - and then, when you feel comfortable enough (or maybe UNcomfortable enough) pick up the phone and call me.

You REALLY think you're worthy? try me:

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