Monday, 26 January 2009

Enter and submit

So its been over a week since I last updated my niteflirt phonesex blog - very bad I know, but hey, what can I say. I been busy! Busy doing what? ask... well - let me tell you.

For the last two weeks I've been spending a disproportionate amount of time trying to sort out some major pain-in-the ass technical problems with my network here. Suffice it to say that trying to get the problem solved *without* first understanding the root cause was a bad idea - and strangely not usually a trap I fall into. The net result (pun-intended) was that I was in a REALLY pissy mood, so when the almighty Stud Ruler (yeah - you remember him huh! LOL) called in - and tried to tell me some bullshit about NOT submitting to my control - HAHAHA - well - he almost made my week... suffice it to say I think he now understands his mistake, as I eluded to in my last post.

See, the thing that you guys have *got* to remember is that there is NO WAY I can live with anyone calling me up and NOT paying their respects... You must understand that I am superior to virtually every guy you will ever meet, in almost every way imaginable. I have not met *anyone* who I can't *totally* dominate, intellectually, spiritually, academically and in most cases physically. I know it must be hard for some of you guys to understand what its like to have the substantiated self-belief that I do, and that you might even doubt my claims - well figure this - I don't give a F*** HAHA!! Ask ANY of the lowlife faggots that have called me... if you come at me grovelling and belly-crawling begging to lick my shoes, then you already know your place, and the biggest joy I get is using you as my little play-thing, having you perform for me and my buddies, or just demonstrating to you how totally pathetic you are and how a Dominant Straight guy like ME will own you. For you guys that think you can make demands of me, challenge me, or *actually* stand up to me - HAHAHA! Well its you guys that find out EXACTLY how far The Englishman will go to break you down and force you to submit to me on your knees, abuse, humiliation, or whatever twisted fantasy or roleplay it takes to MAKE you bend to my will. HAHAHA... and believe me YOU WILL do as I tell you.

So anyway - now that I feel that I have cleared up that little issue - you might have read the comments on my last post .... mmmmm - what can I say - kitty is SUCH a good little kitty-kat, she makes sure her little kitty-box is nice and wet before she writes to me just the ways I asked her too - I wonder if kitty might be due a reward soon - once she's paid her dues of course... and kitty - the account is kinda overdue for payment baby. LOL - we'll have to talk about how exactly your gonna settle up soon.

So, that's all I'm gonna write this time, I'll be online now for the next few hours, feel free to drop coments, or browse my listings on niteflirt, but ultimately you know what you have to do is stop procrastinating, get on your knees, pick up the phone and Call Me. HAHAHA!

Tuesday, 13 January 2009

Phonesex with a Dominant straight guy...

Well, who would have thought it.... Back for a little under a week and I've spoken to almost everyone that I need to already. Phonesex with this straight, dominant Englishman MUST be addictive, huh? HAHA! I should hope so you faggot losers! HAHA!!

Amongst the usual losers, that those of you who read regularly will recognise, was Stud Ruler. He popped up to say "hi"... I'm not gonna get into exactly what else he said....HAHAHA! ... well - not for now anyway - I got to give the guy a chance to redeem himself from his ...little "faux-pas"... but suffice it to say that, when I asked him to think about the most humiliating experience he could remember ... he told me it was the conversation we were having there and then! HAHAHA! - Honestly it was one of the *funniest* things I think I ever heard, I was almost crying with laughter - and I have to confess to thinking to myself that if he thought *that* was bad... then he's probably in deeper trouble than he knows! HAHAHA!

But anyway - enough about that looser... I'm going to opening up my kennel again soon... so if any of you little submissives, slaves or sissy-boys have aspirations to serve a highly intelligent, articulate and above all dominant straight guy, then make yourselves known now (chris- this means YOU).

One more mention I'll make today is for my little kitty... she's been *such* a good little kitty-cat... doing *exactly* what she's been told and making sure that *my* little kitty-box is nice and wet and ready for me.... Mmmmm, she is *such* a naughty girl, I can't seem to help myself whenever I talk to her - I get SO f*****g hard, I just want to do the meanest, nastiest things to her hot, open little....ANYWAY... Rick - just FYI - you'll be pleased to know that I hope to have more of kitty's adventures to share with you real soon, HAHA!

As some of you, who have had the sense to pick up the phone and call me, already know, the kicks I get from putting you through your paces, only *start* with the fact that I'm stripping you of your hard-earned cash for the pleasure of listening to me .... But its when I'm stripping you of - every - single - layer of protection that your pathetic, twisted-little-minds have conceived of (both psychological AND physical) that I *really* start to enjoy a session.

Talking to you, humiliating you, having you serve me in the way that only a good for nothing belly-crawling queer like you could serve a REAL man like me, and of course punishing you when you fail..... HAHA! That's the real fun of it!

So - what are you gonna do faggot? We both know what you want to do... Call me.

Wednesday, 7 January 2009

Return of the Englishman

HAHAHA! Your dominant, straight male, phonesex dream is back! Yes it's true loosers... Did you miss me? I bet you did. Well rest assured that I'm in the mood to be making up for lost time. StudRuler, urinalslave, bimbosklave... you know who you are - I expect you have been whining and whinging and being your usual pathetic-selves in my abscence... well rest assure that I'm back to see that you get EXACTLY what you deserve - you pathetic little worms... For all you foot-fetish lovers - I have a whole wardrobe full of shoes that need cleaning (footwearslave, your tongue will be raw by the time you are half way through) - bearjock... yeah - you are in for it too... I want you nealing your submissive supplication in front of me.... and as for my faithless little faggot slaves; foot lover and zxlove.... you pathetic little worms are in for some extra specially intense attention....

So... what are you waiting for? - I'm not about to start posting all about how AWESOME the last 4 months have been - spending all my "hard earned" - HAHAHA - fag cash.... all I will say for now is that every time I bought a pretty girl a drink, or got another round in for me and the boys... well - I'd be lying if I said I was thinking of you... but it was all down to your weedy, pathetic subordinate asses that let REAL men like me live the way we are supposed to!

Now - I will be expecting some messages from all you loosers - and remember - the same rules apply as before - after you've paid for the privilage of talking to me (call it phonesex if you like - but the only sex you'll be getting is with the soles of my shoes HAHA!) leaving me feedback,is always appreciated, and if you want a mention here in the Biggest Loosers lists then make sure you make your call memorable... for all you one-minute-wonders out there - I'm happy to take your cash... but understand that to EARN the title of biggest looser - well - you have to EARN it dummy! Hopefully that will clear up any confusion.

So its getting late - I'm online taking calls NOW... so - call me.

You REALLY think you're worthy? try me:

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