Wednesday, 30 April 2008

New slave

Phonesex can be a strange and powerful thing, and talking to all you perverted faggots can sometimes be even stranger, but one thing is certain - whenever we are talking - I hold ALL the in point - that good for nothing little queer, footwearslave, has finally completed his first set of tasks and has been collared - HAHA! What he DOESN'T know is that KEEPING his collar will be harder than earning it! And he still has his punishment to come yet - that will be fun! I do so like having you losers under my control - I understand it must be awe inspiring to have the chance to talk to a REAL MAN - a real-live, supreme, Alpha male who can bear to tolerate your pathetic existence for longer than 30 seconds- but remember - I tolerate you ONLY while you PLEASE me...don't any of you forget that.

Some have failed to please me... you have either persistently hung up without asking permission, or failed to be an obedient little bitch when I required it - so don't be upset that I've blocked you - even your money won't buy my attention if you are so confused as to what your role is in life - of course - for others - those of you who recognise that you need correction and guidance from a Dominant Master this confusion and lack of obedience is exactly the reason you should call me - I'll straighten you out real quick...ultimately you will all understand exactly where your position is relative to The Englishman!

Finally, before I go and find myself some sweet, sweet pussy to fuck , I want to remind Stud Ruler that the ticklish little problem we discussed the last time we spoke is still unresolved -I strongly suggest you take the action I advised.... the consequences might turn out to be worse than I implied if you delay much longer... but then again - we all have choices to make... don't we?

Monday, 28 April 2008

Get owned on the phone...

I told you all last time about being partied out... well get this - I got more stamina than ANY of the dudes I hang out with! This is now my fourth weekend of debauchery in a row ...and on Saturday... guess who was dominating the hardcore of revellers? You guessed it!! ME!

So yeah - I am REALLY knackered today - I might even still be a bit drunk :-) - but not TOO tired to totally OWN Stud Ruler's ass on the phone earlier on - in fact putting that weak minded little bitch under my TOTAL control perked me up enough to feel like blogging about it.... LOL - He's getting real scared about me keeping his pervy little secrets at the moment - but it might be that if he doesn't do as he's told like a good little bitch that I decide to share it ALL with everyone... HAHA! We'll have to see....

As for my other notable looser this week - I have to mention Footwearslave, this little queer-boy shoe-licker has been set a list of tasks to complete in order to be accepted into my slave kennel - and it seems that he's nearly done everything he's been told! Whether he'll make it to actually being collared or not - we'll have to see... he seems an obedient little fag... but there's something about his responsiveness that's lacking.... I'll just have to punish him until he gets it right.

Some time this week I'm gonna set up a wishlist so that you little fucks can buy me stuff - you all know that I deserve only the very best, so, of course, I expect you to familiarise yourselves with my list, and if you see something that I'm missing that you think a popular, good-looking, dominant, straight guy like me needs then you'd better let me know. Finally I gotta give a shout and a big hug to - Karen - even tho she deserves a whole lot more! ;-)

Call me, and I'll take you to the place that you yearn to be.

Tuesday, 22 April 2008


Hello again my little fags, panty boys, sissies and loosers - short post today - cos - ANOTHER weekend gone - and yet ANOTHER party at my place - sometimes I wish I wasn't THIS popular - I'm *almost* partied out (and I'm not even joking!).... One more party next weekend and then I'm taking a break - some serious "me time" I think - shit- I sound like a chic!! LOL - Seriously tho - this was a little bit of a tamer affair than last week - althought there were a few moments were two of the pretty girls that were chilling with us got a bit tearful - The "daddy" of our little group comforted them very successfully tho... so it was all good in the end! ;-)

Incidentally - I'm planning on giving my motorcyle a major overhaul before the weather warms up to the perfect riding temperature- so if any of you little fags have any leather fetishes I've got a job for you - clean my leathers...! Or, if any of you little piggies wanna be my grease-piggies (instead of grease monkeys - loosers!) and do all the dirty jobs dressed in nothing but your skin then let me know - I've got some special tasks for you...

Now, since I haven't been on much since my last post I'm only gonna shout out to my number one girl - Karen - seriously - if you guys weren't so pathetic there are things I would tell you about this lady that would blow you away (or at least would if you had so much as a single straight hair on your pathetic faggy little bodies)... her imagination can take you away to dreamy places where time almost seems to stand still... and lucky for me she says that I do the same for her! Damn she's hot.

As for all you pathetic loosers and sissies - well - the award this time goes to one of the most pathetic pieces of scum I've had the chance to have to dominate so far... I mean... I'm not even gonna get into it here - but 'blimpiecc'- you are gonna finance my extension you dirty little faggot, and you know EXACTLY what you'll be paying for - huh?

So now - remember - only my biggest loosers (or hottest babes) get mentions here - calls over 15 minutes long, and some written feedback will do it... Call me.

Thursday, 17 April 2008

Lucky British B*stard...

Well - if any of you loosers were ever in doubt as to the fact that there *are* in fact beautiful, sexy, intelligent women out there who love to cum just as much as a horny guy does - then think again. I mentioned last week how I totally got off on talking to Melody - super hot, super slutty - WOW... but I haven't yet mentioned another complete babe that I get to chat with whenever she's in the mood... Karen.

Now, Karen, is not only a babe AND intelligent but when she first rang me she was all like "I'm just the girl next door type..." etc etc... but what she *doesn't* tell me is that she is SOooo fuckin' hot when she starts getting turned on... seriously - the first time I spoke to her I couldn't believe my luck and then *every* single time we talk - it just gets hotter and hotter and HOTTER... honestly - if it happened to anyone else I wouldn't believe it - but - hey - not everyone can be as lucky as me! Then again - I am pretty cool - so I deserve it! ;-)

Anyway - enough talk of hot girls - what I really want to share with you all is how bit by bit I am gaining more and more control over Stud Ruler (another guy with a strong sounding name? - HA! Not strong enough for me!) I *totally* owned him the last time we talked - got him so spaced out and under my control that I could get him to do almost ANYTHING... and believe me - I will turn that "almost anything" into "absolutely anything" ... watch this space!

This week I've been REALLY busy and I know some of you little fags haven't had a chance to talk with me when you needed to be put in your place - so I'll be back on again in about 11 hours from now. If you need your regular dose of British discipline and abuse (lets face it we both know that you DO) then look out for me then - otherwise I'll catch you next week, when I've had yet ANOTHER awesome weekend - and you loosers will probably be spending the time wondering if you're worthy enough to lick my shoes clean yet (footwearslave - I'm thinking of you here, queer boy). Laters - The Englishman.

Sunday, 13 April 2008


Aw -my head! Well - at least its not as bad as yesterday... I had some friends over this weekend for a Saturday/Sunday all-night party... didn't get to bed until the sun was starting to come up - actually, it was when we ran out of beer that the cry for sleep went up!

Still - as ever - the hardcore of the group managed to destroy part of the back fence, a garden bench and parasol before staggering to their sleeping bags. At least being honorable fellows (when sober at any rate) they have rectified all of their damage... Well - I put it down to them being honorable - my threat of physical violence if they didn't fix it all was just there to make sure they remembered that they were honourable! *smiles*

It was really good to catch up with these guys - we hadn't seen each other for a LONG time, and it was kinda nice to discover that the chics in our little group that I liked when I was at college still looked pretty f*ckin' hot now... and even nicer to find out that the ones that I had shared-sheets with back then still seemed to like the idea now - Haha! It rocks to be me!

So anyway - I know you slaves, loosers and sissies are probably desperate to to tell your Master how lame your weekend was by comparison to mine - or how you got totally screwed over on account of being pathetic, so I'll finish this post now and say that I'll be online waiting to listen to your dirty, depraved talk for the next few hours, CALL ME and SERVE, faggot - I could do with a good laugh...And remember - callers who serve me for at least 15 minutes and leave written feedback are the ones who get on to my biggest looser list - I think about you little worms sometimes...and laugh.... I think I'm feein' extra mean today.

Friday, 11 April 2008


You know when you hook up with someone, and you just "click" - they get you - you get them, there are no any awkward can talk for hours and feel like you still have SO much to say and the only moments of gleeful frustration are when one of you is trying to explain something that the other *Totally* understands already? If there any silences they are comfortable silences where you listen to each other breathe and delight at the fact that a person like them exists...

You do? Well then, let me tell you about a dream I had about a certain self confessed slut, she's the HOTTEST piece of ass you've ever seen, curves in all the right places long hair cascading over her shoulders, eyes that shine with a hunger that is at once vulnerable and predatory... and a voice like an angel offering you a blow job. The dream? Hmmm - I might share that with you one day...

But for now - and just to be crystal clear - NONE of you mincey little faggots will get ANY of that when you call me. Oh - you *will* get understanding - an understanding that the purpose of your lowly, belly crawling, boot kissing exisitance is is to serve and entertain me and any number of my buddies with your pathetic faggoty exploits.

A case in point - hercules666 - strong sounding name, huh? HA! Wrong! This little pissant got shrunk down and thrown in amongst my collection of minaturised sluts and fags for the entertainment of me and my drunken friends... you should have heard him snivelling with fear over what we might do to him next - next time I might crush you under my foot like a bug - 'hercules'. *laughs*

So don't forget, any of you worthless sissies, fags or slaves that call me and serve for at least 15 minutes and then remember your manners enough to leave me some written feedback will earn there 'biggest loosers' badge and get mentioned here. Call me.

Monday, 7 April 2008

Killer weekend

Wooo! WHAT a weekend! Talk about partied out - had to go out on Friday and Saturday, for two birthdays, unbelievable nights, three of 'the boys' ended up getting bounced out of the club on account of being too handsome on Friday.... Well - thats their story - the truth was probably that they were pissing the whole club off with their rude dancing moves - I'm not even gonna talk about what the three of them were doing ... Still on Saturday night they more than made up for it when they managed to persuade a trio of babes to escort us back to discuss the subtleties of the post-modern feminist movement - like I say - one to remember - dirty little sluts.... just the way we like them!

I just want to let all you little faggots know how happy it makes me knowing that you know your places and that the only thing you are fit for is grovelling at your Master's feet. I like you knowing that you are lowlife scum, here to be used and abused by ME...and on the topic of sluts - I wanna tell everyone that Tina (tallyally) has to be the dirtiest, most depraved little slut I have ever had the pleasure to abuse - what a whore - she truely knows that her job in life is to serve in whatever way her owner wants.

Remember, if you loosers want even an ounce of my attention then leave me written feedback after our call - (that is after you've served to my satisfaction for more than 15 mins!). I have to laugh at what some of you worms call 'serving' - but I'm sure that with a little... gentle persuasion - I can have you suitably humilated for my pleasure.

If I'm not online right now, then listen to my new recording - and on the topic of recordings - if there's anything you'd like me to record for you then let me know, if I judge that its suitably demeaning for you then I might indulge myself. ;-)

Friday, 4 April 2008

So you wanna check me out?

Welcome to my new blog! With so many of you asking about what I get up to when I'm not actually talking on the phone (that is - talking to YOU, telling you exactly whats gonna happen), I thought I would save myself the effort of having to repeat myself and start a blog. That way you can read ALL about what I get up to the rest of the time, aren't you lucky? Now - since this is MY blog, I get to talk about absolutely ANYTHING I like in here, and that includes my review of the weediest, most pathetic little fags that I've spoken to recently. My biggest losers are the only ones I remember or pay a jot of attention to... You think you're up to it?

This is what it takes to make it onto my Fag List you've got to take your punishment, 15 minutes MINIMUM for scum like you, and leave me written feedback. So for all you 2 minute wankers - nahhh - your not even worth me getting angry about...

So - take this as fair warning - if you called and got owned by me, you'd better ask me in advance not to mention the pathetic details of your sad little life. Otherwise, everyone will know what a loser you are, fag boy.

Since this is my first post - I'm gonna keep it short and sweet (completely the opposite of one essential part of ME). Feel free to leave me comments - I love to hear about how great you little cock-suckers think I am. And don't start trembling in your little faggot boots - I'll be back to post more real soon.

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