A return, just in time for Halloween

Wow!  It has been a long time since I blogged last. What can I say, I've been busy... HAHA!

For those of you who have been in touch, you'll have a fair idea of the adventures I've been getting up to, for the rest of you, lets just say that I've been living the dream! Debauchery, kink, and a few items kicked of my (imaginary) bucket list! Why imaginary you ask? Because bucket lists are for losers who don't actually do anything with their lives! My "bucket list" process goes something like this....I wake up, decide what I want to do today, then set about making it happen! And yes, sometimes the achievement of the goal takes a little bit of time and effort to realise, but isn't that part of the fun of life? Being in a position to pursue whatever it is that you want to achieve or experience?

Speaking of experiences, have you ever imagined what it would be like to know...deep down inside, that you are unfulfilled, that there is a part of you that isn't able to express itself, an experience that you crave, a fantasy of how you NEED to feel? ...Of course you do!

We've ALL had moments where we identify an aspect of our lives that could be improved, but not ALL of us instantly know what path to take in order to make the necessary changes. So what to do?


Well, one of the most rewarding aspects of doing what I do; not just online, in the phone-sex world, but out in the physical world too, is having the opportunity to connect with people who are looking to experience something....it might be something that they are able to define clearly, an experience they want to revisit or variation on a theme, but often, it's something they *feel* they need, a craving, a yearning for a particular type of experience, a state of mind that is hard to achieve in their day to day lives...and for me, being a part of that exploration is like a drug.

Take for example the latest little endeavour I've been working on: a previously dominant kinkster wanted to explore submission. It was daunting to them, the idea of finding someone to trust, someone with enough experience, imagination and the right temperament to be able to coax out those submissive traits, to train them, mould them to my own desires, whilst still managing to tailor the experience down the right track so that all of those hot, arousing buttons where pressed....well, for those of you that have spoken to me, you'll know that investing a few precious minutes in exploring with me yield HUGE returns, now imagine that face to face, being able to enjoy the physical as well as the mental...yeah...I think you can imagine the intensity of the experience...and YES, I collared that previously dominant kinkster, and now have a new living, breathing, fuck toy to add to my little collection! HAHA!



So for all you kinky perverts, fags, and losers, rest assured, I'm still here, still available, and ALWAYS ready to engage and explore with you, whatever your fantasy, kink or fetish, just understand that when you step into my world, it can be as intense, and arousing as you let it be...but most of all it can be addictive! You have been warned! HAHA!

I'll be online for the next few hours, so if you have something on your mind, a deviant sexual fantasy that you want to explore with a hot, straight dominant English guy, well...you know what to do - call me!

Spring time again!

Wow! it's been a while since I've had time to update this blog, but yes, I'm still here, and still taking calls, so none of you losers have to fear, you will all still have the chance to worship a REAL MAN who knows exactly what it is that you need! HAHA!

So, it's been a busy few months for me, I've been working on a few new projects, one or two of which might be of great interest to some of you (and a few of you might already know what I'm talking about too!), but most of that is still in development right now.

One thing that I am pleased to be able to share though, is that I'm finally starting to roll out some of the advanced erotic-hypno service I've talked about before, especially for all of you mind-control freaks out there!

Hypno-fetish you ask?  Well, for the uninitiated this is how the journey goes:

You discover submission, you discover how incredibly hot it can be to let a dominant man take charge of you, relinquishing control to him, and embracing the fact that your sexual being, your body, simply *needs* to be used for someone else's sexual pleasure...

You read.. you explore, and you accept that you are, in fact, a kinky little fuck, and you discover just how heart-poundingly hot it can be to set aside your expectations and simply - submit.

Maybe you explore these feeling on the phone with me, living out fantasies that you can't (for whatever reasons) enact in real life, or maybe, when you call me, it's to re-live real-life experiences with an intelligent, articulate straight guy who is as kinky as it gets...

And then....THEN - you realise that you want....no.... you NEED ...to go deeper...you NEED to let someone start to lead you even deeper into a more immersive, more vivid experience of submission...well, this is where erotic hypnosis starts.

The beauty of this particular journey is that it's just as safe as regular phonesex (your subconscious mind will only accept suggestions that are in line with your own deeper sense of morality), but erotic hypnosis gives you permission to go as deep as you feel comfortable with, overcoming the inhibitions that many people feel frustrated by.

The first steps into this exciting new area can throw up a lot of questions, and that's why I've teamed up with another very experienced British erotic hypnotist to offer any willing subjects the chance to try out different kinds of experiences both on the phone or face to face via Skype.  If you think this might appeal to you, drop him an email directly (englishharry@hotmail.com) or contact me here and we can explore the possibilities!

So, a short post this time, but more to follow soon!  I'll be online for the next few hours, so if you want to explore more, or maybe indulge in a different kind of hot, intense, erotic call, you know what to do.

Call me now!




 

Interrupted Service

How are you all doing, you dirty, sexy, bunch of losers, sissies, fags and sluts?? If you're doing half as well as me, then you'll be doing just fine! Haha!

So, the title for this post is a bit tongue in cheek as I have two reasons for picking it. 

Firstly, I seem to have had a few technical difficulties for the past week;  one of my lines was "offline" while all the rest where available (wait... ok, that might have been me, I forgot, my bad!), then I couldn't get back online after a call dropped, and *then* another super hot call got dropped a couple of times (luckily resolved before it became "critical" but more about THAT particular call later!). 

Suffice it to say, for those of you that call me regularly, you'll know that occasionally (and mean *very* occasionally) there might be some technical issues, but they are SO rare...and when you think that we are often talking to each other across the Atlantic Ocean...I guess *occasional* glitches are to be expected.

However...

My second reason for the title, is a little more fun (well, it was for me anyway!).

As a straight guy, who finds himself talking to gay guys, I often get asked if I ever role-play any physical interactions with those guys during the calls, so, for example, do I talk about letting them suck my toes or letting them suck me off?

My answer to that is, of course, it depends. Although guys do nothing for me physically, there are certain slutty, subbie qualities that can *sometimes* arouse me, and the very act of submission, for someone who is wired like me, is, in and of itself intrinsically hot.

That said, I am straight, and a Dom, so, when a slutty little sissy called me earlier in the week and begged me to treat him just the way I would treat a hot little whore, begged me to treat him like one of the horny little fuck-sluts that I might enjoy fucking in real life, I was only too pleased to oblige...He assured me that he was ready to be used and humiliated because he knew that he could never truly please me like a real woman could, but that he desperately wanted to try his best, and he wanted me to make whatever use of him that I could, for my own pleasure, without a second thought to his.

So, after describing to him in fine detail exactly how he should dress, how he should speak, how he should stand, how should prepare himself to be used...how he should use his mouth...and AFTER I had established that his little "clit-dick" was so throbbing, aching, hard ... and that he was ready to have his holes used however I wanted to use them... I told him to "hold that thought" whilst I made arrangements for a *real* little honey of mine to come round and deal *my* rock hard cock. Haha! 

I swear, I actually heard the sound of complete and utter "blue-ball-humiliation" in his voice when he said "Yes, Sir" in answer to my statement that she was on her way round! I explained that the very best use I could of him, was to know that he was in such an intense state of frustrated, humiliated, denial, while I fucked a real girl every which way! HAHA!!  He was such a good little sissy that he even remembered to tribute me for the trouble...now THAT is what I call interrupted service! 

Feel free to request "interrupted service" if you too would like to feel what he described to me in an email he sent subsequently as "the most burning, erotic humiliation I've ever endured". Perfect!

However...THAT wasn't my best call of the week...oh no...my BEST call of the week (which was the one that dropped out a couple of times) was with a super hot lady, who, for obvious reasons, made the fantastic choice to come and spend an hour of her time in my company. 

Now, as you know, I count myself SUPER lucky to have the chance to use my erotic imagination to weave seductive, sexy, sultry fantasies that will get a beautiful hot pussy, pulsing and throbbing.  Being able to share in those filthy, dirty, intimate fantasies that you might not dare to share with anyone other than yours truly. 

But, when all of that happens with a girl who can also, unashamedly, describe every detail of what she would do, how she would use her body, how she feels about the filthy conversation we're having as it happens... and who obviously knows her way round every inch of a man's body, AND isn't afraid to open herself *completely* to the experience, THAT is what makes truly hot phonesex!

Sweetie, that was mind blowing!

So, I'll be online taking calls for a few more hours now, if you would like to explore your own fantasies with me, and have your imagination ignited, or your  reality twisted into a throbbing, orgasmic wet dream, then click on the little telephone there on the right hand side and CALL ME!

Control and power exchange

As many of you will have seen in my previous few posts I've been sharing my thoughts about a few different fetishes, over the last few months, and I've been having had a little break from keeping you up to date with the more day to day stuff that's been going on with me here, however, I have a perfect opportunity to do a bit of both just now!


As many of you will have seen in my previous few posts I've been sharing my thoughts about a few different fetishes, over the last few months, and I've been having had a little break from keeping you up to date with the more day to day stuff that's been going on with me here, however, I have a perfect opportunity to do a bit of both just now!


Just recently I've been enjoying a string of calls, from different callers, each with very different fantasies (and since none of them have mentioned my blog in conversation, I'm not going to name any names) but, suffice it to say, that I've had some imaginative scenarios to sink my teeth into, and had the chance to programme and reprogramme some receptive, subbie minds and conjure up some situations and expriences for callers that they have enjoyed.... and, sometimes, even opened doors for them that they might not have realised where there (don't believe me, check my feedback!).

It occured to me though, that throughout these calls, which I have to tell you were a little longer than your stereotypical 5 minute dial-and-blow calls (hey!... not judging, just making the distinction! Haha!)...throughout these calls... there was that feeling of exchange. 

The fantasies evolved.   Each element of the session, whether it was a dirty phone domination session, or more of an interactive narrative where the details of the scenario had the time to express themselves ..the result was an exploration of the topic in hand...which, ok, I always lead...but it's just the way I role!

After all,  if you call me, it's becasue you need a break from taking the lead right? Right!

...And, of course, when you chose to call me, it's because you need a straight, dominant, REAL man, who just happens to have the intellect and imagination to express himself, and the sexual confidence to step outside of the "comfort zone" and drive whatever fantasy you have to a crescendo that you might not have realised could be reached over the phone!

Sound too good to be true?  Well, here's my point: it takes CONTROL to make that happen. It takes an exchange of power which, from the second we connect on the phone, from the second I introduce myself, you begin to understand that I draw more and more control...as I listen to you tell me about yourself, as you share the intimate details of your fantasy, of your fetish, of what you'd like to explore....you hand that control over to me...and you begin to understand that your pleasure will come when, and HOW, I decide.

It's this control, this hand-over of power, and the trust and confidence that callers like these place in my hands, that make it possible for me to blow their minds!

The form that this power exchange takes varies of course.  If a hot, sexy lady calls me with a desire to explore something more sensual, then the power exchange and the control can be cradled and nutured, coaxed into a sexy seductive place where she begins to feels herself melting, and secuming to her passion..melting  (and eventually dripping) with anticipation...suddenly so ready to give in to that heat, ready to be overwhelmed by her own hunger and ready to have her hot, willing pussy pounded until her mind-shattering orgasm erupts from within.

And as for all the sissies, foot faggots, cash-piggies and belly crawling losers that call me...Ha! Well as you can imagine, YOUR fantasies and fetishes receive a slightly different quality of control and power exchange... from you, loosers, I take exactly what I want, and you will beg me for more. HAHA!!

Just recently I've been enjoying a string of calls, from different callers, each with very different fantasies (and since none of them have mentioned my blog in conversation, I'm not going to name any names) but, suffice it to say, that I've had some imaginative scenarios to sink my teeth into, and had the chance to programme and reprogramme some receptive, subbie minds and conjure up some situations and experiences for callers that they have enjoyed.... and, sometimes, even opened doors for them that they might not have realised where there (don't believe me, check my feedback!).

It occurred to me though, that throughout these calls, which I have to tell you were a little longer than your stereotypical 5 minute dial-and-blow calls (hey!... not judging, just making the distinction! Haha!)...throughout these calls... there was that feeling of exchange. 

The fantasies evolved.   Each element of the session, whether it was a dirty phone domination session, or more of an interactive narrative where the details of the scenario had the time to express themselves ..the result was an exploration of the topic in hand...which, ok, I always lead...but it's just the way I role!

After all,  if you call me, it's because you need a break from taking the lead right? Right!

...And, of course, when you chose to call me, it's because you need a straight, dominant, REAL man, who just happens to have the intellect and imagination to express himself, and the sexual confidence to step outside of the "comfort zone" and drive whatever fantasy you have, to a crescendo that you might not have realised could be reached over the phone!

Sound too good to be true?  Well, here's my point: it takes CONTROL to make that happen. It takes an EXCHANGE OF POWER which, from the second we connect on the phone, from the second I introduce myself, you begin to understand that I draw more and more control...as I listen to you tell me about yourself, as you share the intimate details of your fantasy, of your fetish, of what you'd like to explore....you hand that control over to me...and you begin to understand that your pleasure will come when, and HOW, I decide.

It's this control, this hand-over of power, and the trust and confidence that callers like these place in my hands, that make it possible for me to blow their minds!

The form that this power exchange takes varies of course.  If a hot, sexy lady calls me with a desire to explore something more sensual, then the power exchange and the control can be cradled and nurtured, coaxed into a sexy seductive place where she begins to feels herself melting, and succumbing to her passion..melting  (and eventually dripping) with anticipation...suddenly, so ready to give in to that heat, ready to be overwhelmed by her own hunger... and ready to have her hot, willing pussy pounded until her mind-shattering orgasm erupts from within.


And as for all the sissies, foot faggots, cash-piggies and belly crawling losers that call me...Ha! Well as you can probably imagine, YOUR fantasies and fetishes receive a slightly different quality of control and power exchange... from you, losers, I take exactly what I want, and you will beg me for more. HAHA!!
I'm online for a couple more hours taking calls now, so if you want to explore your darker sexual side, or want to see what fantasies unfold when you hand your most intimate thoughts over to The Englishman then just - Call me!

Blackmail

Giving...

So I had an awesome call just now that inspired me to blog...it was  when the subject of saving someone from themselves came up (in the context of blackmail fetish!) my caller's response was "Never deprive anyone of the awesome feeling they get from giving".

This is a fetish like no other.   You meet, you grow closer, you exchange intimacies, then one of you proceeds to exploit those intimacies for their own gain, often financial.

Where is the buzz? I hear you ask...well the buzz, a bit like with financial domination, can be elusive and ever so hard to grasp, but when it clicks...it can be breath taking - for all involved! HAHA!

Imagine the situation; someone is committed to giving up every modicum of control to another.  What better way to do it than to deliver into their lap all the means you can find to enable them to extort what they want from you, threaten to destroy you and ultimately shatter your world if you fail to comply with their every whim?

Too much, you say? I'm inclined to agree, but, for the devotee of this most committed of fetishes, the desire to be utterly at the mercy of another, the feeling of their life only existing in the form it presently does, because of the indulgent whim of someone who regards you s nothing more than a play thing or cash dispenser can be electrifying.

Having no choice but obeying.

Having no choice but complying.

Having no choice but to become whatever that other entity, that master....that OWNER decides you will become.

It is a form of total power exchange, and with it comes all of the issues of the more "mainstream" form of this kind of play, but laced irrevocably into this fetish is the very real aspect of consensual non-consent.  If I fail to follow instruction, personal information can and will leak out into the world, threatening my 'cosy' little setup.

So, for such a stark topic I will leave the post short and sweet, suffice it to say, that I will be online for the next few hours taking calls, your secrets are safe with me...unless you tell me that they shouldn't be! HAHA!!


Call me.

Macro / Microphilia

Fee fye fo fum, I smell the blood of ....the Englishman....?
Haha!


Well, actually no, my nickname wasn't, in fact, a reference to the children's fairytale of Jack and the Beanstalk, but having said that, this genre is one that I really enjoy.


Any of you guys that are regular readers of my blogs know that I've been trying to write a few entries on the various noteworthy fetishes that I've encountered  through my NiteFlirt phonesex calls, or through other area's of my activity and antics (both adult industry orientated, and social).


Now, this is one area that really intrigued me when a friend of mine first mentioned it to me. The idea of wielding powers that can shrink a person down to just a few inches tall, or being invovled in a situation where a person might find themselves "accidentally" shrunk all the way down to the size of a bug....Haha! Just imagine my delight when I first got the chance to explore more doing some particularly hot phonesex calls. 


I want you to imagine it for a second for yourself...really visualise it ... picture yourself as being so small that it would take all of your weight to press down one of the keys on a computer keyboard. 
Imagine the size of one of your tiny little feet compared to one of those keyboard keys....Imagine being inside someone's pocket with your face pressed up against the screen of their smart phone, being jostled and bumped as they walked.... can you imagine the heat, the smells, the feel of the fabric of that pocket abrading your tiny little naked body...Oh? didn't I mention that you were completely naked - HAHA!


Well, those experiences more involved, adrenaline tinged situations just like them are what the devotees of macrophilia or microphilia (depending on your point of view) enjoy.  That feeling of being TOTALLY at the mercy of a (typically) sadistic, cruel and uncaring GIANT.  Their very existence only continues at the giant's whim, and they are completely powerless to prevent anything from happening.
Needless to say that my victims...err... sorry, my caller's... imagined diminutive stature opens up all sorts of twisted possibility for someone with an imagination as vivid as mine.  The weird and unusual sexual acts its possible to perform on... and with, a tiny little four inch high person are, understandably, quite different to those you might try with a full sized person, and the unquestioning, unflinching power I wield over my tiny playmate, well, THAT is intoxicating!


Ultimately all of the little shrunken urchins are in constant peril of being squished like a bug, and it goes without saying that one of the hottest things about his fetish is the total power exchange that exists in that situation.


Not for the faint hearted, and not for those without an imagination to match mine, but still and interesting and engaging topic, and one that I always enjoy!
 
So, if you are in the mood to see what it's like to be shrunk down and turned into a miniature sexual plaything, or you want to explore any other sexual fantasies CALL ME!
I'll be online taking calls for the next few hours, and equally if you have any experiences, stories or ideas, on this subject or any other phonesex related areas, you know I love to read your comments!


Until next time perverts! Haha!

Balloon Fetish

Well now, I thought it was about time to pick up my theme on the multitude of kinks and fetishes that I've come across (pun intended, and, yes... sometimes I do!) in my travels, as a little diversion from my more routine phonesex related musings.

This time it's a rarer one, I guess, but still an interesting one for those of you who, like me, enjoy exploring aspects of sexuality in all its forms.

Ballon fetish...you ask?

For the uninitiated this may seem a stretch too far and might make you wonder if people are just making these things up to give themselves an over inflated sense of their own kinkiness (again, puns intended!).

But infact, no.  "Looners" (as some of the passionistos, who share this kink, refer to themselves) have one thing in common, their love of big, rounded, rubbery, turgid, playful ballons.

This, however, is where the common ground can sometimes stop abruptly. Looners, as with almost every "branch" of kink that I've ecountered, can have very different views on what exactly it is about balloons that make them hot, and what kind of balloon-related practices are a turn on.

For some, its all about the personality of the balloon, how it makes them feel, the quality of the sexual energy they feel emmanating from the balloon, the vibe they get when they handle it and squeeze it, the colours, patterns or pictures that adorn it's surface.

For others, it's about the shape and size of the balloon. There is a general trend towards the larger balloons amongst looners; the balloon becoming a bigger physical presence, but there are some that seek a very particular size or shape.

The materials, and especially the thickness of the rubber is a factor, it defines so much about the texture, warmth and feel of the balloon (as well as the durability)...which leads on to, the biggest split within the looner community....

To pop, or, not to pop?

Indeed, one of the discoveries I recall from my youthful exportations of balloons (albeit in the non-sexual sense) is the shocking, but exciting, moment that they... POP!  Well, this experience is at the core of the erotic experience for some looners who find that the moment that they pop their balloon is often the moment that they pop themselves, whereas for others, the wanton distruction of their special round-bodied friends is absolutely sacrosanct.

This debate is so emotionally charged for some looners that discussions on forums have heated to the point of threats of physical violence being made, and I have to say that I don't recall discussions about any other fetish illiciting such furour (other than perhaps some strongly worded exchanges from well meaning but ultimately misguided age play commentators).

So, if ballons are your thing, then leave me a comment, I'd love to learn more about the fetish, or if you have any views on fetishes in general, especially phonesex then get in touch.

Filthy dirty... Phonesex

So...as most of you already know, (and have first hand experience of) I provide online phonesex services for financial reward. A few of my friends are aware of this fact, and as you can imagine have a healthy curiosity about the nature of the calls, and what goes on etc... Don't worry! Like any professional, all confidentialities are observed. (Although, if I *were* to share more details (fetishes, positions, devices....),  the names of the participants needn't be changed to preserve their innocence...because *most* of the stuff we talk about... well... innocent? - it ain't!). HAHA!

But, alongside the general questions, a friend recently asked me if I preferred the longer calls or the the shorter ones. Just to give a little context - this was after I mentioned that I'd had a two hour long call earlier that day, and had bragged that my personal record was a single call of 6 hours (and yes, that one was with a lady).

So it got me to thinking about whether there was an optimal length of call for me? Needless to say the really short (< 3 mins) calls with new callers are pretty hard to get engaged with.  I can read people pretty quickly, but unless they give me a detailed breakdown of the fantasy or kink they'd like to explore (or they are a regular caller and I already know them!), 3-4 minutes is isn't much time to develop a really engaging fantasy. Beyond that little exception though, I had to answer that there really wasn't an optimal length of time. Some fantasies are so beautifully detailed (one in particular, which is about to head into "Part 4", springs to mind) and so engaging, that I can lose track of time myself, and begin to get immersed in the story we build. Ok, so needless to say, as a dominant straight guy, I'm probably not going to be as "lost" in the story as you will be, unless there are some sexy ladies involved... Haha! But you know what I mean!

So it was a pretty interesting discovery to make, comparing an engaging 90 minute call with an engaging 10 minute call, neither one is better for me (beyond the obvious $$$ difference)! The only challenge with the longer calls is fitting them into my tight schedule! HAHA!  The key to what makes a great session for me though, is a fantasy that has the right level of depth for the duration of the call, and that you are able to communicate to me the kind of experience you are looking for. Armed with that information I will blow your mind!

As any of you who have called me before will know, I have a vivid imagination and can dip in and out of all sorts of kinks, fetishes and scenes effortlessly and fluidly. I guess then that it isn't a great surprise that it doesn't come down to the duration of the call. It comes down to my ability to get inside your mind, and start pressing all those buttons...  setting your heart pounding, your head spinning and letting you experience a truly mesmerizing erotic adventure...  And if you haven't called me yet, well, read some of my feedback, and judge for yourself!

I'll be online for the next few hours, as usual, so whether you've called me before or not, and you fancy exploring a little filthy dirty phonesex fantasy, right now, you know what to do:
Call me.

Power God

Phew - what a busy week I've just had, between trips to visit family, a ton of little jobs that demanded my urgent attention, and a flurry of calls from NiteFlirt, its no surprise that I'm typing this a few days later than I had planned... So, I thought I'd stick to my little run of fetish related posts this week, but this time I'd pick a highly topical one.  Highly topical? I hear you ask HAHA!  Well, yes indeed.

Let me explain...A friend of mine who knows about my little phonesex hobby asked me  - what's it like?

He wanted to know what it was like taking a call from someone who is looking for a sexual adventure...Being invited to manipulate someone's senses, get into their mind... have them share their dark and intimate secrets, and then to use that knowledge to spin an erotic, immersive reality, in which exploitation of every nuance of that person's personality and kinks results in a headlong plunge to the depths of horny, filthy arousal, from which the highest peaks of ecstastic release can be reached....sounds good?

It's a power trip.

Even though most of my callers will remain almost annonymous to me, I know their weaknesses, and I know how to press them... when you call, you step into my world.  That's what prompted me to blog about the  Power Gods this time, because this last week I've had a few really hot calls with a couple of guys (yes Chad, one of them is you) who recognise that when they  pick up the phone and call me, they step through into my world and submit to my power.  Its the complete and utter lack of control that they crave.  Just stop, and imagine for a second what it would feel like to be kneeling in front of a being who, simply with the power of their mind can alter the state of things around you, who can alter you, who can seize control of anyone, anything and bend it to their twisted, sexual desires.  You are a plaything for that being, you are utterly at their mercy and incapable of ANY action that could possibly affect the outcome for you (except maybe make it worse! HAHA!).  The very best course of action to you is complete and total submission to this omnipotent being, who can appear in any form; that helpful young guy from round the corner, your neighbour, the pizza delivery guy... your control shrinks and almost winks out of existence in his presence, and you realise that you are completely and utterly helpless.

That feeling of being completely and utterly helpless, knowing that your very existence hangs in the balance of this most beautiful, perfect, hot-as-fuck being, THAT is what its all about, and when you call its up to you how deeply you want to submit.  There is no limit to the fun we can have, and especially when you combine my imagination and intellect (not to mention how smoking hot I am- Haha!) with a filthy phone-fuck fantasy...Haha! Well - that's when the fireworks start to explode!

The nature of the fantasies we explore together can be many and varied, and as you might expect from someone who enjoys delving into sexual adventures as much as I do, there are really no limits to where we can go in the realms of fantasy! So, if you feel inspired to take a walk on the wild side and treat yourself to an exploration of your own wildest fantasy, you know what to do. Call me.

Hypno Fetish

Well now, its been a while since my last post, but I've been busy with a VERY exciting little project...And it was actually inspired by one of you little fags!  Surprised? Don't be, we can always learn *something* from everyone, and if, like me, you want to be the best that you can be, then learning from those that serve you is just as valid as learning from anyone else.

So what was the inspiration for my project, you ask? Well, if you've read any of my other blogs you'll know that I have a strong interest in the psychological aspects of sexuality.  Its what I enjoy most about phonesex.  You get the chance to get into someone else's fantasy, exploring, probing....and if you do it REALLY well, you get to glimpse their deepest, darkest desires... the most taboo corners of their mind.  That is a rush in itself, let alone buzz you get from the power and control you gain by having taken that little peek into your victim's...err ...subject's sexual psyche.  HAHA!

So, the "inspiration" for my project was the rekindling of my latent talent for hypnosis, and the inspiration to put that talent to work pushing those boundaries even further.

Now, for those of you that have enjoyed a longer phonesex session with me, you'll know that when the situation permits it, when the fantasy would benefit from it,  I very much enjoy weaving the richest, most immersive experience for my submissive little callers.  Part of that process involves use of metaphors, and in some cases hypnotic language that allows you to see and smell and feel every nuance of the experience we are sharing, without you having to try (after all, wouldn't you rather enjoy a call where you are struggling to hold onto your control, not struggling to loose it....am I right?) Haha!

So when one particularly charming little faggot called me up and shared some of the details of his particular fetish....well, it got me to thinking about exploring more of the hypnotic side of things in greater depth. The beauty of the method of control that hypnosis offers is that its perfectly self regulating. You won't do anything you don't want to do, and, it can be applied to virtually every scenario, fantasy or sexual fetish you like.

I have to admit that I've been neglecting my little hypno-dupe during the last couple of months HOWEVER, I think it will be to everyone's advantage (mostly mine!) HAHA!

Hypno-fetish, erotic hypnosis, sexual trance, whatever you care to call it. I'll be posting more on the subject over the next few weeks, and sharing a few of the new hypnotic recordings, and some VERY deep, sexy inductions. Incidentally, an induction, for the uninitiated, is the first stage of any hypnotic journey, where you first relax, your body and mind, and you allow yourself to be put  in a state of blissful trance, ready to receive further instructions, imagery...or programming. Its the part that conditions you and prepares you, and depending on your experience and state of mind can take some time to slip into.

It's worth pointing out that despite the fact that, as far as I am concerned, all of you subbie little faggots are here to pay me MY money, and fund the lifestyle that you all know I deserve...I wouldn't want to leave you in a state of complete ruin... (well not unless you REALLY wanted me to HAHA!) So, hypnosis for me, is another very sexy tool that should be used, Safely, Sanely and most importantly CONSENSUALLY.  All of my recordings will be clearly labelled, and you never have to fear that I will surreptitiously hypnotise you mid way through a call, it only happens if you ask nicely for it! HAHA!

Frozen roads

Who would have thought that a drop in temperature of just a few degrees could make such a difference?

But its true, the roads are iced over here at the moment, and no one is managing to do much of anything. But again, I guess its like that in other areas if life too, right? Subtle shifts can produce dramatic effects, sometimes unexpected ones.

Certainly when it comes to managing the subtle nuances of a submissive spirit, whether it be based in humiliation, forced encounters, the willing servitude to a superior being...or maybe just a little plain old fashioned masculine seduction, it takes a degree of finesse, yes, even binding you and punishing you takes finesse, after all, you want to feel every moment of the experience as keenly as you can don't you?

HAHA!  Of course you do....and that's what I'm here for, to make certain you do.

Call me.

Phonesex with a Dominant straight guy...

Well, who would have thought it.... Back for a little under a week and I've spoken to almost everyone that I need to already. Phonesex with this straight, dominant Englishman MUST be addictive, huh? HAHA! I should hope so you faggot losers! HAHA!!

Amongst the usual losers, that those of you who read regularly will recognise, was Stud Ruler. He popped up to say "hi"... I'm not gonna get into exactly what else he said....HAHAHA! ... well - not for now anyway - I got to give the guy a chance to redeem himself from his ...little "faux-pas"... but suffice it to say that, when I asked him to think about the most humiliating experience he could remember ... he told me it was the conversation we were having there and then! HAHAHA! - Honestly it was one of the *funniest* things I think I ever heard, I was almost crying with laughter - and I have to confess to thinking to myself that if he thought *that* was bad... then he's probably in deeper trouble than he knows! HAHAHA!

But anyway - enough about that looser... I'm going to opening up my kennel again soon... so if any of you little submissives, slaves or sissy-boys have aspirations to serve a highly intelligent, articulate and above all dominant straight guy, then make yourselves known now (chris- this means YOU).

One more mention I'll make today is for my little kitty... she's been *such* a good little kitty-cat... doing *exactly* what she's been told and making sure that *my* little kitty-box is nice and wet and ready for me.... Mmmmm, she is *such* a naughty girl, I can't seem to help myself whenever I talk to her - I get SO f*****g hard, I just want to do the meanest, nastiest things to her hot, open little....ANYWAY... Rick - just FYI - you'll be pleased to know that I hope to have more of kitty's adventures to share with you real soon, HAHA!

As some of you, who have had the sense to pick up the phone and call me, already know, the kicks I get from putting you through your paces, only *start* with the fact that I'm stripping you of your hard-earned cash for the pleasure of listening to me .... But its when I'm stripping you of - every - single - layer of protection that your pathetic, twisted-little-minds have conceived of (both psychological AND physical) that I *really* start to enjoy a session.

Talking to you, humiliating you, having you serve me in the way that only a good for nothing belly-crawling queer like you could serve a REAL man like me, and of course punishing you when you fail..... HAHA! That's the real fun of it!

So - what are you gonna do faggot? We both know what you want to do... Call me.

Return of the Englishman

HAHAHA! Your dominant, straight male, phonesex dream is back! Yes it's true loosers... Did you miss me? I bet you did. Well rest assured that I'm in the mood to be making up for lost time. StudRuler, urinalslave, bimbosklave... you know who you are - I expect you have been whining and whinging and being your usual pathetic-selves in my abscence... well rest assure that I'm back to see that you get EXACTLY what you deserve - you pathetic little worms... For all you foot-fetish lovers - I have a whole wardrobe full of shoes that need cleaning (footwearslave, your tongue will be raw by the time you are half way through) - bearjock... yeah - you are in for it too... I want you nealing your submissive supplication in front of me.... and as for my faithless little faggot slaves; foot lover and zxlove.... you pathetic little worms are in for some extra specially intense attention....

So... what are you waiting for? - I'm not about to start posting all about how AWESOME the last 4 months have been - spending all my "hard earned" - HAHAHA - fag cash.... all I will say for now is that every time I bought a pretty girl a drink, or got another round in for me and the boys... well - I'd be lying if I said I was thinking of you... but it was all down to your weedy, pathetic subordinate asses that let REAL men like me live the way we are supposed to!

Now - I will be expecting some messages from all you loosers - and remember - the same rules apply as before - after you've paid for the privilage of talking to me (call it phonesex if you like - but the only sex you'll be getting is with the soles of my shoes HAHA!) leaving me feedback,is always appreciated, and if you want a mention here in the Biggest Loosers lists then make sure you make your call memorable... for all you one-minute-wonders out there - I'm happy to take your cash... but understand that to EARN the title of biggest looser - well - you have to EARN it dummy! Hopefully that will clear up any confusion.

So its getting late - I'm online taking calls NOW... so - call me.

Playtime beckons...

So...How have you been coping without your regular fix of phonesex with me? Yes - StudRuler - Its YOU that I'm talking to my pathetic little faggot.... have you managed to keep your mind out of my shoes? HAHA Or YOU foot lover... no - I haven't forgotten about you and your "request" HAHA - You think a pathetic little worm like you would escape so easily - you have some service to fulfill to me.... and as for footslave... WELL - that little patch of dogsick is a stain that I will have to give some VERY special attention to on my return... You HAVE all noticed that I've been away haven't you? HAHA

Well -I've been busy - I've been very busy playing VERY hard all summer - spending all that fag cash that I harvested from you pathetic little fucks HAHA - I can't even begin to tell you how much fun it is being able to walk up to a chic in a bar and throw my fag cash around impressing her and her friends - getting her all strung out on me - and then taking her home, letting the little slut get me real hard, playing with my cock and balls... feeling her lips wrapped around my shaft.....Mmmmm.....feeling her up to see how wet she's got for me, tasting that sweet nectar - and then - the sweetest of all - I fuck her brains out - pummeling her tight little pussy and MAKING her cum for me over and over again - and then - finally - when I'm all done- and I finally let my cock slide out of her cum filled twat.... I chuckle to myself and think about all of you pathetic little queers WISHING you could worship my shoes, socks and feet and giving me my fag cash - maybe fantasising about worshipping my cock and balls too... HAHAHA... That makes me smile.

BUT - now that I've told you about THAT - what about my special little online slut? What about my little kitty? WELL -I'm glad you asked - 'cos kitty has been a VERY good girl while I've been away - and has done EXACTLY what she's been told... and kitty has asked for something VERY special... but because she's been such a GOOD little cumslut.... I've decided that she can have that very special thing she asked for (NO - of course not for free!! LOL) - BUT because she's such a little cock worshipping slut - she asked for some pics of 'me'... HAHA - yes - you guessed it - she wants to see my cock.. , well - she's had the first three of my little series... but my little slut does like to be teased (well - maybe she likes to be teased - the point is I like to tease her... so thats what she gets HAHA!) So kitty - you've had 3 - do you want some more? You've heard that Rick wants to hear more about how you let me use your soaking wet little pussy for my pleasure - how I OWN that pussy when my cock is pounding in and out of it... HAHA...

So - Don't think ANY of you are off the hook...as soon as I'm back I expect you to call me and top up my account - get saving NOW... in the meantime follow the example set by kewlphunguy and gtlondon ... check out my recordings... you might find them surprisingly satisfying.. HAHA

Summertime

Have you been missing me? I've been SO busy lately that I simply haven't had time to torment and abuse all you useless little fucks... I know - I know - you can't get by without your regular dose of straight, dominant Englishman, you need to be reminded how small and insignificant you are, you need a smooth talking, cocky, dominant guy to talk to you about how you can serve him, how you can debase yourself for his pleasure.... HAHA - well - hopefully I will have a bit more time to play with you all in the next month or so - but I have a question - what will YOU want to talk about?

I know that my little kitty has been missing me - and I also have to say that I've missed ascerting my claim over her hot dripping little pussy... I know that she WANTS me to own her pussy - but sometimes she's such a naughty minx that I just like to fuck with her and MAKE her give it to me all over again... and boy does that make her purrrrr... LOL

So anyway loosers - I have the chance to log on from time to time - so even if I'm not online a whole lot at the moment - I DO expect you to send me a message - and IF your message pleases me you might even get a reply HAHAHA!

Call me.

Mind-fuse recordings

If any of you little lowlifes have taken the trouble to glance at the comments that my little playmate "sex kitten", has posted below you *may* begin to form *some* idea of the power, mind control and raw erotic energy that I wield... if I choose to.

I re-named this unimaginably dirty lil' bitch "sex kitten" on account of the fact that she has about as much chance of escaping from me as a kitten from a rottweiler - and I have made my sexual satisfaction her main function in life, HAHA! We had ALOT of fun yesterday - I'm not sure that she's ready for the next step though - what do you think kitty? Let me know if you think you can handle it baby... haha!

Other than my lil' kitty - I've also had ALOT of fun tormenting Stud Ruler... it seems that he hasn't been able to connect with me for quite some time now...I don't really understand why.. I've been avaible - a little - haha!

I'm not gonna go through my biggest losers now - talking about all you mincey little fucks that entertained me recently can wait - instead I'm gonna go online and make some new recordings for those of you who *know* you aren't even worthy to speak to me directly - or who are also having trouble catching me online. I'm also going to post one specifically for any ladies who might want to listen to a sexy recording - so faggots - don't get confused - and READ the descriptions of the recordings....losers.

So - if you want to serve me, be owned by me, listen to me telling you exactly how you can please me...or if you want to tell me all about what a lowlife worthless worm you are then - Call me now... I will OWN you so completely that you will be walking in a daze for days HAHA!

2 weeks

So - Did you miss me?

I just had a message on Nite Flirt.... it was a message from one of you little fags... yeah you know that I'm talking about YOU don't ya? HAHA

For those of you you have kept an eye on my blog - you'll know who I mean, if I tell you that its one particular individual who has a particular penchant for being tickled - he LOVES it - or does he HATE it....? I can't quite remember - LOL - Either way, he left me a message... 'cos I think he's getting a bit desperate .... would I be right? HAHA! EXACTLY right I expect....

But - "Why desperate?" I hear you ask... because - as you'll note from my blog entries - I've been away for a couple of weeks... Well? What do you expect? - I need to do *something* with all the fag-cash I've been collecting from all of you - HAHA! .... but why is our friend desperate? Well - imagine two weeks without a single orgasm... that would make ANYONE desperate! Two *days* and I start to get antsy.... (come to think of it...more than a day and my cock and balls are stirring as if to say - "Hey - buddy - are we gonna get to work or what?!" - not to mention having a permanent hard-on LOL)

So - I took myself off to Italy - and MAN was that the right thing to do! The weather is so HOT - the chics SO pretty... and as for their attitude over there - well - THAT suits me down to the ground - to sum up - it was a VERY relaxing and.... "rewarding" holiday :-) ... You know - I think its our responsibility as good human beings to spread love wherever we go - so I spread some in Italy - HEHE! :-)

BUT - enough of this chatter - I have to put a big shout out to my Cutie-Pie Kitten.... she is despicably, deliciously, OUTRAGEOUSLY fun to play with - on account of the fact that this crazy bitch REALLY knows how to submit....100% submit... and I love it when people I'm playing with "get" that they can't shock me - and "get" that whilst I respect hard limits... I *AM* truly dominant - and so - soft limits....? Well - they are *there* to be tested aren't they? LOL - that's when the adrenaline kicks in... That's when we're seeing how far we can push ourselves? When you're heart is pounding hard, when you feel tingly all over.... when you can almost FEEL the other person's breath against your skin even though you're *only* talking on the phone.... Mmmmm THAT'S when it gets really goooooood!

So you want to play? Call me - and let me flick your switch and send you into a headlong rush!

Webcam

You've heard the expression "work hard and play hard" - well - that's *exactly* what I've been doing... and not nearly enough time to dominate my little phone sex slaves at all! The working part brings in the $$$s but then the playing part MORE than compensates for it - slutsworm knows what I mean - don't you you pathetic little fuck - he knows his role in life is to provide me with everything I need HAHA - what a good little cuckhold he is.

I have some news - in addition to my new confession line which has so far had NO confessions at all (whats wrong fags? To scared to use it now that you've got what you asked for? Well - should I expect anything less... not unless I'm actually there to whip you into shape I guess - LOL) ... I have also now got a webcam courtesy of an anonymous donor (who will have unrestricted access to my broadcast 24/7 for a whole week as a reward for buying me such a useful present).

So, in the next few days I will be setting up a live master's webcam listing. You unworthy little fucks will have the privilege of looking at my feet LIVE - I totally spoil you - you wanna see more? Well you gotta PAY big if you think that THIS straight master is just gonna let you gaze into his eyes ...or anything else for that matter HAHA! So now anything you IMAGINED... anything we TALKED about.... well, now you MIGHT be able to SEE it LIVE... can you imagine that? - you pathetic little fuck... and the best of it - is that if you've got a cam too - I can watch you grovelling and debasing yourself just the way you ought to while you look at my feet.... HAHA - now THAT is something I am surely looking forwards to! I can hardly wait - I wonder who will be the first to volunteer as my little toy?

As you probably gathered - I am STILL working - so until you little fucks start coughing up some REAL dough you'll have to share me with my other cash earning enterprises... still - be sure that I am still holding you to account - and fully expect you to be doing EXACTLY as you've been told - even if it has been a few days since we last spoke (StudRuler - this means you - haha - is it getting a little...uncomfortable yet?! LMAO) - you'd better be looking out for when I'm online next - or you might just explode - HAHAHA!

All of you little queers be good now - keep a lookout for when I'm on and see if you can catch me.
Call me soon.

Time Flies

Hello my little toes suckers, foot sniffers, sluts and whores... what a busy week I have had... Work work, work, and hardly anytime to play with all of you - althought - that said I HAVE had ALOT of fun this week despite that - but again - how many times do I have to tell you that I AM the luckiest guy I know - and - deservedly so! After all - how often do you really meet an intelligent, good looking, fit, athletic, charming, flirtatious, witty and DOMINANT guy like me? Well - it is rare - and some of my famous luck must be rubbing off on you becasue - as impossible as it sounds... you found me! LOL ... Oh - BTW - did I mention modest too? ;-)

Firstly shouts out to the beautiful Karen (you still owe me some piccies sexy), whose had a BIG adventure recently... I think she has found a new and interesting way of stretching herself beyond her previous boundaries, and she has truely straddled the horse and hung on regarless of how wildly he bucks. I'm so proud of her! Also a breathless and bewildered shout to MCPLy - WOW! - what can I say? - it is a rare pleasure when I actually have a chance to meet a woman who is as - hmmmm - whats the word? as dedicated... to her casues... her many and varied causes... or should that be vices? What a babe!

So now onto my biggest losers - top of the list - AGAIN is Stud Ruler - I'm not gonna name any names now - 'cos he asked me not to BUT "the stud's" friend has been joining in with me - teasing and tantalising "the ruler" into a crecsendo of frustration the like of which I haven't seen in quite a while - how little does he know that this is just the warm-up! HAHA

Competing for 2nd and 3rd spot at the moment are urinalslave - re-christened recently - but I'll wait for him to reveal his new name for himself... and my little silver-collared slave footwear slave... although I fear that urinal slave maybe be doing slightly better that footwearslave at the moment - still - hopefully footwear slave will buck his ideas up and call me with the riding crop in hand before matters get very much worse.... will he resume a better standard of service if he realises that his Master expects more form his pathetic little loser fags, queers and sissies I wonder? Only time will tell.

Onto other things - how many of you pathetic little fuck trawl the internet looking for ways to get off? ALL of you I bet - well - think of this - your master - me - merely logs on and within 5 minutes I can be chatting to as many hot chics, or dominating as many of you pathetic little fags as my ego desires... you have NO idea what its like being this powerful... its like having x-ray glasses that can see your deepest vulnearbilities and exploit them for my advantage - HAHA... stop wasting time now - you know that your path will inevitably lead you back to me again and again - call me now you pathetic little fuck and get totally OWNED by me.... or if you are one of those rare and ravishing creatures - and you need your hot little pussy to cum while you talk to a real man... then you - call me too!

Taking Confessions

Confess your dark secrets! For those perverts amongst you who have a taste for something more than regular phonesex fantasies - my new confession line will take you to the next level. I've had a few really intense calls on my regular domination and fantasy lines talking about some of the real life situations that some of you pathetic losers have gotten yourselves into - and how you've either been completely dominated by a well-deserving superior man like me, or ridiculed and humiliated for all the right reasons.

So, I thought I'd setup a dedicated line for you sad little queers, sissies and cuckhold losers ... you can cum and tell me all about how your wife made you watch while she was fucked by another guy and then made you lick her pussy clean, or how you like to dress up in ladies underwear when you out and about... or maybe you'll tell me exactly what it was that you did the last time you got drunk - did you enjoy it? HA-HA I bet you did perv.

Either way - this line is especially for all of you that need to get something off your chest - and don't worry - you'll be getting penance - after all - I like to have fags and losers like you at my service.... and by the way - if your pathetic account of perversion is simply too tame to warrant me listening to it - then you will be given some homework to MAKE your story worth telling - don't ever say that I'm not a kind and generous Master.

So my pathetic little miscreants - I think that's all I'm going to write about today - my biggest losers role call next time - I haven't forgotten about you little worms - don't think for a second you have escaped my notice.

I'm suddenly feeling pent up and frustrated - I'm gonna vent my frustrations on someone - however, the prospect of entertaining myself with one of my pathetic little slaves has quite cheered me up. I wonder - will it be you? - Call me now.

The Englishman