Wednesday 7 January 2009

Return of the Englishman

HAHAHA! Your dominant, straight male, phonesex dream is back! Yes it's true loosers... Did you miss me? I bet you did. Well rest assured that I'm in the mood to be making up for lost time. StudRuler, urinalslave, bimbosklave... you know who you are - I expect you have been whining and whinging and being your usual pathetic-selves in my abscence... well rest assure that I'm back to see that you get EXACTLY what you deserve - you pathetic little worms... For all you foot-fetish lovers - I have a whole wardrobe full of shoes that need cleaning (footwearslave, your tongue will be raw by the time you are half way through) - bearjock... yeah - you are in for it too... I want you nealing your submissive supplication in front of me.... and as for my faithless little faggot slaves; foot lover and zxlove.... you pathetic little worms are in for some extra specially intense attention....

So... what are you waiting for? - I'm not about to start posting all about how AWESOME the last 4 months have been - spending all my "hard earned" - HAHAHA - fag cash.... all I will say for now is that every time I bought a pretty girl a drink, or got another round in for me and the boys... well - I'd be lying if I said I was thinking of you... but it was all down to your weedy, pathetic subordinate asses that let REAL men like me live the way we are supposed to!

Now - I will be expecting some messages from all you loosers - and remember - the same rules apply as before - after you've paid for the privilage of talking to me (call it phonesex if you like - but the only sex you'll be getting is with the soles of my shoes HAHA!) leaving me feedback,is always appreciated, and if you want a mention here in the Biggest Loosers lists then make sure you make your call memorable... for all you one-minute-wonders out there - I'm happy to take your cash... but understand that to EARN the title of biggest looser - well - you have to EARN it dummy! Hopefully that will clear up any confusion.

So its getting late - I'm online taking calls NOW... so - call me.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh Sir, I just came soooooo sooooooo soooooooooo soooooooooo hard watching that teeny big-titted porn girl get fucked in her pussy with all those dildos, but I couldn't take my eyes off her tits. my little pussy is so slippery and swollen and puffy. time for sleep Sir kitten is so, so tired. mew mew mew mew curls around Sir's leg, jumps up into His lap, and falls asleep, purrrrr.

mmmm

http://www.redtube.com/15814

The Englishman said...

Mmmmm... I like hearing that my little pussy is feeling so satisfied - and I hope she'll be back for more attention VERY soon... I wonder though, if she'll be ready for what I've dreamed up for her next time? HAHA! I wonder if she's be as *accomodating* as the girl in the black boots in that vid....Hahaha!

Anonymous said...

Missed you....and I'm *totally* happy to see you return! I did get your email, I've just been super busy and procrastinating. *Sighs* As usual, I guess. We can make up for lost time soon, I hope? :)

xoxo, Melody

The Englishman said...

Baby! Procrastinating...? Still...? We're gonna have to talk about that...right after we've finished *making-up-for-lost-time* - LOL Speak soon I hope, beautiful. xx

Anonymous said...

Welcome back man! Nice to see you back online and tearing up the joint. Pussies be warned The Englishman is ready to tear them up. Faggots and pussybois be warned too. Happy New Year man let's see what these useless cunts are up to in 09, and boy do I miss reading about Kitty and how much she begs for you to plow her man.

Cheers,
Rick

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