Summertime

Have you been missing me? I've been SO busy lately that I simply haven't had time to torment and abuse all you useless little fucks... I know - I know - you can't get by without your regular dose of straight, dominant Englishman, you need to be reminded how small and insignificant you are, you need a smooth talking, cocky, dominant guy to talk to you about how you can serve him, how you can debase yourself for his pleasure.... HAHA - well - hopefully I will have a bit more time to play with you all in the next month or so - but I have a question - what will YOU want to talk about?

I know that my little kitty has been missing me - and I also have to say that I've missed ascerting my claim over her hot dripping little pussy... I know that she WANTS me to own her pussy - but sometimes she's such a naughty minx that I just like to fuck with her and MAKE her give it to me all over again... and boy does that make her purrrrr... LOL

So anyway loosers - I have the chance to log on from time to time - so even if I'm not online a whole lot at the moment - I DO expect you to send me a message - and IF your message pleases me you might even get a reply HAHAHA!

Call me.

Mind-fuse recordings

If any of you little lowlifes have taken the trouble to glance at the comments that my little playmate "sex kitten", has posted below you *may* begin to form *some* idea of the power, mind control and raw erotic energy that I wield... if I choose to.

I re-named this unimaginably dirty lil' bitch "sex kitten" on account of the fact that she has about as much chance of escaping from me as a kitten from a rottweiler - and I have made my sexual satisfaction her main function in life, HAHA! We had ALOT of fun yesterday - I'm not sure that she's ready for the next step though - what do you think kitty? Let me know if you think you can handle it baby... haha!

Other than my lil' kitty - I've also had ALOT of fun tormenting Stud Ruler... it seems that he hasn't been able to connect with me for quite some time now...I don't really understand why.. I've been avaible - a little - haha!

I'm not gonna go through my biggest losers now - talking about all you mincey little fucks that entertained me recently can wait - instead I'm gonna go online and make some new recordings for those of you who *know* you aren't even worthy to speak to me directly - or who are also having trouble catching me online. I'm also going to post one specifically for any ladies who might want to listen to a sexy recording - so faggots - don't get confused - and READ the descriptions of the recordings....losers.

So - if you want to serve me, be owned by me, listen to me telling you exactly how you can please me...or if you want to tell me all about what a lowlife worthless worm you are then - Call me now... I will OWN you so completely that you will be walking in a daze for days HAHA!

2 weeks

So - Did you miss me?

I just had a message on Nite Flirt.... it was a message from one of you little fags... yeah you know that I'm talking about YOU don't ya? HAHA

For those of you you have kept an eye on my blog - you'll know who I mean, if I tell you that its one particular individual who has a particular penchant for being tickled - he LOVES it - or does he HATE it....? I can't quite remember - LOL - Either way, he left me a message... 'cos I think he's getting a bit desperate .... would I be right? HAHA! EXACTLY right I expect....

But - "Why desperate?" I hear you ask... because - as you'll note from my blog entries - I've been away for a couple of weeks... Well? What do you expect? - I need to do *something* with all the fag-cash I've been collecting from all of you - HAHA! .... but why is our friend desperate? Well - imagine two weeks without a single orgasm... that would make ANYONE desperate! Two *days* and I start to get antsy.... (come to think of it...more than a day and my cock and balls are stirring as if to say - "Hey - buddy - are we gonna get to work or what?!" - not to mention having a permanent hard-on LOL)

So - I took myself off to Italy - and MAN was that the right thing to do! The weather is so HOT - the chics SO pretty... and as for their attitude over there - well - THAT suits me down to the ground - to sum up - it was a VERY relaxing and.... "rewarding" holiday :-) ... You know - I think its our responsibility as good human beings to spread love wherever we go - so I spread some in Italy - HEHE! :-)

BUT - enough of this chatter - I have to put a big shout out to my Cutie-Pie Kitten.... she is despicably, deliciously, OUTRAGEOUSLY fun to play with - on account of the fact that this crazy bitch REALLY knows how to submit....100% submit... and I love it when people I'm playing with "get" that they can't shock me - and "get" that whilst I respect hard limits... I *AM* truly dominant - and so - soft limits....? Well - they are *there* to be tested aren't they? LOL - that's when the adrenaline kicks in... That's when we're seeing how far we can push ourselves? When you're heart is pounding hard, when you feel tingly all over.... when you can almost FEEL the other person's breath against your skin even though you're *only* talking on the phone.... Mmmmm THAT'S when it gets really goooooood!

So you want to play? Call me - and let me flick your switch and send you into a headlong rush!

Webcam

You've heard the expression "work hard and play hard" - well - that's *exactly* what I've been doing... and not nearly enough time to dominate my little phone sex slaves at all! The working part brings in the $$$s but then the playing part MORE than compensates for it - slutsworm knows what I mean - don't you you pathetic little fuck - he knows his role in life is to provide me with everything I need HAHA - what a good little cuckhold he is.

I have some news - in addition to my new confession line which has so far had NO confessions at all (whats wrong fags? To scared to use it now that you've got what you asked for? Well - should I expect anything less... not unless I'm actually there to whip you into shape I guess - LOL) ... I have also now got a webcam courtesy of an anonymous donor (who will have unrestricted access to my broadcast 24/7 for a whole week as a reward for buying me such a useful present).

So, in the next few days I will be setting up a live master's webcam listing. You unworthy little fucks will have the privilege of looking at my feet LIVE - I totally spoil you - you wanna see more? Well you gotta PAY big if you think that THIS straight master is just gonna let you gaze into his eyes ...or anything else for that matter HAHA! So now anything you IMAGINED... anything we TALKED about.... well, now you MIGHT be able to SEE it LIVE... can you imagine that? - you pathetic little fuck... and the best of it - is that if you've got a cam too - I can watch you grovelling and debasing yourself just the way you ought to while you look at my feet.... HAHA - now THAT is something I am surely looking forwards to! I can hardly wait - I wonder who will be the first to volunteer as my little toy?

As you probably gathered - I am STILL working - so until you little fucks start coughing up some REAL dough you'll have to share me with my other cash earning enterprises... still - be sure that I am still holding you to account - and fully expect you to be doing EXACTLY as you've been told - even if it has been a few days since we last spoke (StudRuler - this means you - haha - is it getting a little...uncomfortable yet?! LMAO) - you'd better be looking out for when I'm online next - or you might just explode - HAHAHA!

All of you little queers be good now - keep a lookout for when I'm on and see if you can catch me.
Call me soon.

Time Flies

Hello my little toes suckers, foot sniffers, sluts and whores... what a busy week I have had... Work work, work, and hardly anytime to play with all of you - althought - that said I HAVE had ALOT of fun this week despite that - but again - how many times do I have to tell you that I AM the luckiest guy I know - and - deservedly so! After all - how often do you really meet an intelligent, good looking, fit, athletic, charming, flirtatious, witty and DOMINANT guy like me? Well - it is rare - and some of my famous luck must be rubbing off on you becasue - as impossible as it sounds... you found me! LOL ... Oh - BTW - did I mention modest too? ;-)

Firstly shouts out to the beautiful Karen (you still owe me some piccies sexy), whose had a BIG adventure recently... I think she has found a new and interesting way of stretching herself beyond her previous boundaries, and she has truely straddled the horse and hung on regarless of how wildly he bucks. I'm so proud of her! Also a breathless and bewildered shout to MCPLy - WOW! - what can I say? - it is a rare pleasure when I actually have a chance to meet a woman who is as - hmmmm - whats the word? as dedicated... to her casues... her many and varied causes... or should that be vices? What a babe!

So now onto my biggest losers - top of the list - AGAIN is Stud Ruler - I'm not gonna name any names now - 'cos he asked me not to BUT "the stud's" friend has been joining in with me - teasing and tantalising "the ruler" into a crecsendo of frustration the like of which I haven't seen in quite a while - how little does he know that this is just the warm-up! HAHA

Competing for 2nd and 3rd spot at the moment are urinalslave - re-christened recently - but I'll wait for him to reveal his new name for himself... and my little silver-collared slave footwear slave... although I fear that urinal slave maybe be doing slightly better that footwearslave at the moment - still - hopefully footwear slave will buck his ideas up and call me with the riding crop in hand before matters get very much worse.... will he resume a better standard of service if he realises that his Master expects more form his pathetic little loser fags, queers and sissies I wonder? Only time will tell.

Onto other things - how many of you pathetic little fuck trawl the internet looking for ways to get off? ALL of you I bet - well - think of this - your master - me - merely logs on and within 5 minutes I can be chatting to as many hot chics, or dominating as many of you pathetic little fags as my ego desires... you have NO idea what its like being this powerful... its like having x-ray glasses that can see your deepest vulnearbilities and exploit them for my advantage - HAHA... stop wasting time now - you know that your path will inevitably lead you back to me again and again - call me now you pathetic little fuck and get totally OWNED by me.... or if you are one of those rare and ravishing creatures - and you need your hot little pussy to cum while you talk to a real man... then you - call me too!

Taking Confessions

Confess your dark secrets! For those perverts amongst you who have a taste for something more than regular phonesex fantasies - my new confession line will take you to the next level. I've had a few really intense calls on my regular domination and fantasy lines talking about some of the real life situations that some of you pathetic losers have gotten yourselves into - and how you've either been completely dominated by a well-deserving superior man like me, or ridiculed and humiliated for all the right reasons.

So, I thought I'd setup a dedicated line for you sad little queers, sissies and cuckhold losers ... you can cum and tell me all about how your wife made you watch while she was fucked by another guy and then made you lick her pussy clean, or how you like to dress up in ladies underwear when you out and about... or maybe you'll tell me exactly what it was that you did the last time you got drunk - did you enjoy it? HA-HA I bet you did perv.

Either way - this line is especially for all of you that need to get something off your chest - and don't worry - you'll be getting penance - after all - I like to have fags and losers like you at my service.... and by the way - if your pathetic account of perversion is simply too tame to warrant me listening to it - then you will be given some homework to MAKE your story worth telling - don't ever say that I'm not a kind and generous Master.

So my pathetic little miscreants - I think that's all I'm going to write about today - my biggest losers role call next time - I haven't forgotten about you little worms - don't think for a second you have escaped my notice.

I'm suddenly feeling pent up and frustrated - I'm gonna vent my frustrations on someone - however, the prospect of entertaining myself with one of my pathetic little slaves has quite cheered me up. I wonder - will it be you? - Call me now.

The Englishman

Rain rain - go away...

I cannot believe its been over a week since my last post! Like they say - time flies when you're having fun! Well - fun in the rain anyway - its been non-stop all week long here... but then again - I quite like it when its warm and wet LOL. It doesn't seem that the damp weather has put a dampener on the spring-spirits of any of the local hotness though- and funny how getting caught in a sudden downpour and getting soaked with a complete stranger can sometimes bring the minx out of the lady... I can honestly say that that little adventure was in my top 5 horniest RL experiences.

However - in my top 5 phonesex experiences would have to be the call I had with unbelievably ,smokin' hot, Karen the other day. You guys have probably heard me mention her before - well that's 'cos we talk quite alot - and as a consequence - you get to explore ALL SORTS of hot, naughty stuff together, stuff that's maybe a step beyond what you would normally do - or maybe fantasies that you daren't tell anyone else - hmmm - that shit REALLY gets my cock hard!

Which is why I'm planning a new CONFESSION LINE for all you sad little fucks that want to tell a REAL man your pathetic fantasies - I love listening to stories from so-called str8 guys about the time that you sucked a cock - or the fact that you want to take a big cock up your ass like the little sissy-girl that you really are. HA-ha - WELL - this is gonna be a line especially for YOU - you can tell me all your deepest darkest secrets and know with confidence that I will give you my honest opinion about it all - call me judge, jury and executioner... Haha! I wonder if any of you sick fucks can come up with something I haven't heard before - you know that I get horny whenever I hear about new ways of getting off? No? Haha - well consider that my little secret shared with you all! LOL

Now - onto Biggest Losers - this week there are two of you sad pathetic little fucks that have caught my attention - footwearslave - AGAIN - you pathetic little faggot - you WILL learn to satisfy your Master in the way that he specifies, slave, if not there WILL be consequences - footwearslave was very close to earning his silver collar - but for some reason he has some problems focusing on the tasks he is set... maybe a touch of percussive discipline will help him focus next time. Secondly, is one of the most pathetic low-life wastes of space I have yet to meet, urinalslave, if this guy is for real - then he's just the sort of sub that I love - because he can keep me supplied with pussy - namely his wife's - Haha!! I'm not gonna go into the details here but he DEFINATELY made it onto my BIGGEST Losers list HA -ha ha!

Before I finish I'm gonna send some big love and hugs to Melody - sex personified - did I mention that I am the luckiest dude I know? Ha-ha - if you ever had a chance to meet Melody - you would know why! Now - keep your eyes peeled - and look out for my new confession line, I know that you worthless little queers and sissies need to unburden yourselves so very desperately - this might be your chance! Call me.

The Englishman.